Airing the Dirty Laundry

[Edgy MD]

Yes, using head-smashingly bad logic.

[Guest cooby]

Dirty Laundry keeps going through my head. Thanks a lot.

[Edgy MD]

I MAKE MY LIVING FILLING LINEUPS WITH METS!
AND THE CHOICES BEFORE ME AREN'T FILLED UP WITH THREATS!
AND JAY PUTS ME IN MIND OF PETS!
AS I AIR DIRTY LAUNDRY!

I WENT AND PULLED MY PITCHER 'CUZ HIS ELBOW WAS LARGE!
TRIED TO KEEP IT QUIET SO THE PRESS WOULDN'T CHARGE!
JAY'S A PUPPY TO THE MEN IN CHARGE!
LET'S AIR OUR DIRTY LAUNDRY!

[Guest d'Kong76]

THEN THE BUBBLE BUTTED 'CESSA COMES ON AT FIVE
HE CAN TELL YA 'BOUT THE YANKEES WITH A GLEEM IN HIS EYE
BUT WHEN IT'S METS HE AIN'T NUTTIN' BUT JIVE
IT'S ALL DIRTY LAUNDRY!

[Edgy MD]

I GOT A BUBBLE-BUTT BASTARDO, GOT A BUBBLEY BUTT!
I DIDN'T PITCH HIM LAST NIGHT, DO YOU THINK I'M A NUT?!
GOT A TWO-YEAR DEAL SO HE WON'T GET CUT!
SEE MY DIRTY LAUNDRY!

[TransMonk]

Finis.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Ev-ree-bah-dee-wag-urr-tails!

[Edgy MD]

TransMonk wrote: Finis.

I'M SORRY TO JAY HORWITZ, CUZ I GAVE HIM SOME SHIT!
HE ASKED ME FOR A QUOTE, I THREW I CHILDISH FIT!
BUT NO ONE ASKED 'BOUT REYNOLDS HIT!
SO I AIRED DIRTY LAUNDRY!

[Guest d'Kong76]

Frickin' song has been in my head all morning...
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[Edgy MD]

HEAR IT WHEN I'M UP!
HEAR IT WHEN I'M DOWN!
HEAR IT ON THE TRAIN!
HEAR IT WHEN IN TOWN!