Soothsaying for Sixteen: Chasen Bradford

[Edgy MD]

Hey, as destined as it makes me to forever by conflated with Chad Bradford, I've been invited to camp with the Mets. You may know little about me but I've been bringing it out of the bullpen for two years with Las Vegas, which is cool because I'm from the nearby suburb of Henderson, NV. Still, I want to pitch in the big leagues and having an infielder's name isn't going to stop me.

I have no known attachment reported in the Wifey Watch thread. Edgy says I love only my country, but he's a jerk. He makes me want to hurl.

Here, watch me hurl.



Hey, look. An attachment:



I know I kinda look like Matt Harvey's little brother. Dark intensity and stuff, but that's not my lifestyle, man. Anyhow, lifestyle or not, neither you nor anybody knows how I'll do in 2016. Or DO YOU?!

[MFS62]

With an attachment like that, the trip back to Las Vegas won't be so bad.
Maybe she can join you when you are brought up to the majors in September to be Matt Harvey's stunt double and pitch a few mop up innings with a 1.30 WIP.
Better yet.
You stay there.
Just send her.

Later

[Guest d'Kong76]

No Metly duties in 2016.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"I suppose, in a way... I'll always be Chas'n Bradford.



To the tune of 7 innings in September, very hittable ones with not enough bats missed, maybe one walk, and a 6.00 ERA or so."

[Edgy MD]

Few predictions, but I give d'Kong this one. Bradford's next Met appearance in 2016 will be his first. It was his third year in Las Vegas and, well, his ERA is trending in the wrong direction.