�Everybody plays to go to the Planet Series."

[Edgy MD]

What's up with this article? Was it forced through a synonym finder or translated to Russian and back again?

�I nevertheless type of have to pinch myself to make sure it�s actual,� deGrom admitted. �When I consider about it, it is sort of crazy hunting back at this previous year and all the stuff that occurred and then winning the Rookie of the Year Award. It�s taken some finding utilized to, receiving recognized and stuff.

Also

�I try to retain items straightforward, try not to let any of that modify me.�

You tell 'em, Yuri!

[Ceetar]

I like this one

Those are the words the Mets� appropriate-hander lives by each and every time he requires the mound

Appropriate-handed pitchers are the new market inefficiency.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

In Soviet Russia, Rookie of the Year wins you! Nyuk nyuk.

[Benjamin Grimm]

This reminds me of "Top Talent the Alligator."

[Frayed Knot]

Who'd thought you could start with the NYPost as your source and then make it less intelligible?

[Lefty Specialist]

DeGrom named his mother Tammy and said, �Don�t worry, I�ll be household tomorrow."