Get Yer Waders On

[Edgy MD]

Ex-Yankee Cory Wade signed by the Mets after a season toiling for the Rays in Iowa. Released a couple of days ago and has already got into a game (and yielded a run) for the 51s.

Hi, you've reached the Cory hot-line. $4.95 a minute. Here are some words that rhyme with Cory: Gory. Story. Allegory. Montessori.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I hope he works out well, but considering the increasing walk-rate numbers and hit-rate stats, I suspect he's the kind of Cory that gives you the irresistible urge to consume intoxicants and indulge in self-destructive behavior.

[Edgy MD]

That analysis costs me $4.95.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

BACKUP PLAN!

METSIE NEEDS UPSIDE!

BACKUP PLAN!

METSIE NEEDS UPSIDE!

[Edgy MD]

Wade debuts giving up two in the ninth, blowing a save and taking the loss, a loss that ended the 51s season one game behind Oklahoma City (that noted Pacific Coast hotspot) in the race for the league's best reason.

Still have a postseason to redeem yourself Corwin.

[Lefty Specialist]

Are the Mets holding open tryouts at this point?

I can probably give them an inning or two. I can't be any worse than Dice-K, can I? I mean, I have a certificate from Veterans Stadium that I hit 61 on their speed gun some time in the mid-1990's. And hey, that was without warming up.

Sandy, call me on my cell, bubbela.