IGT 8/14/13 NYM @ LAD : Creamed Capuano

[Zvon]

Hey Buck, pleeeeeeease go home to your wife.

[Zvon]

Happy Birthday Jay!

[Frayed Knot]

Now it's Gee's turn to skate on thin ice as he's retired just six of the last 14 hitters yet hasn't been scored on ... yet.

[Edgy MD]

Crap, getting the grounders, but they're snaking thru.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Gee, he was close to getting out of it there.

[Zvon]

Gah. These Dodgers. Murphy just missed that.

4-2 Mets

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Was wondering how this one would suddenly unravel.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Unraveling momentarily deferred, as Gee comes with the big-balls K to end the pain. Momentarily.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Lagares has 1 bunt single and about 30 failed bunt attempts, seems like.

[Zvon]

Don't be wasting my time Lagares. Swing dat bat. Hits another full swing bunt in response.

[Edgy MD]

This game needs some Recker.

[Edgy MD]

"Satin will turn 29 two days before Christmas."

Or, about two weeks after Hannukah, Vin.

[Zvon]

We're gonna get more out of Gee, huh?

[Zvon]

Eh, Terry was just teasing us.

The Dodgers haven't won it since '88? Interesting. Because I put a curse on them that year for what they did to the Mets. I said damn you Dodgers you won't win it again for 25 years.


Uh-oh.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy MD wrote: "Satin will turn 29 two days before Christmas." Or, about two weeks after Hannukah, Vin.

I feel your groove, soulbrother, but it's a LITTLE hard to use Augustinian-calendar-floater holidays as markers.

Meanwhile, as always, opposite-handed pinch-hitters in the 7th or later represent a BIG f-ing "TURN HERE" signpost for Terry.

[Frayed Knot]

I guess Terry didn't want to see Gee pitch to Dee.

[Zvon]

They must have a schedule.
7th Inning: Talk about Scully.

[Edgy MD]

Ike's pulled a few out of the dirt this evening.

[Frayed Knot]

I swear there's nobody who throws worse to 1B than pitchers.
This is true even in softball leagues.

[Zvon]

Ooo, nice scoop Ike. Things worked out well there for the lil skipper.

[Zvon]

OO nice. I thought Ike would be a dead duck. A workin' mans double.

[Edgy MD]

Brown here to show why he should be startin' with greater frequency. Battin' aagainst a righty, even.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

See what happens when you keep your fanny in?

Knock him in, you thick-waisted, bald, underrated son of a bit-- hey, maybe Andrew Brown IS Hank from "Breaking Bad."

[Frayed Knot]

Zvon wrote: OO nice. I thought Ike would be a dead duck.

So did I - especially since he didn't get a good jump out of the box.


In the meantime, RHPs simply can't get Ike out right now.
Lefties are another story.

[Edgy MD]

Ike might have advanced (or distracted Hairston) on that same hit the previous batter.

[Zvon]

Ike should have tried to pull a Young. He had to be past third when the ball hit Gonzos glove.

[Zvon]

Gah. Awful at bat by Q. He's flatlined.

[Edgy MD]

Check out Ricey pitching more than an inning.

[Frayed Knot]

Edgy MD wrote: Check out Ricey pitching more than an inning.

No way, early in the season, that he stays in to face a RHB of the caliber of Hanley

[Zvon]

OOO, nice play Turner! And Ike did hold the bag. Dagnabbitt.
That was hit wicked.