Gay Mets

[Zvon]

I saw the Hooters in those pants in a small local club. They weren't in those pants. I was. Wait...

[Frayed Knot]

themetfairy wrote: From pp. 261-62 of Mike Piazza's Long Shot - What offended me most about the whole to-do was not the charge of being homosexual. It was the general insinuation that, if I were gay, I wouldn't want everyone knowing about it....If I was gay, I'd be gay all the way. I had plenty of faults and character flaws, but being fake was never one of them. I was proud of that.

Exactly what a closeted gay man deeply in denial would say!

[Edgy MD]

I like the false humility of "I had plenty of faults and character flaws... ."

But I'm like totally perfect now.