Edgy MD Site Manager Posted August 29, 2013 Author Posted August 29, 2013 Matt den Dekker is Met number 963I don't know about you, but there's something non-human about that puss. Sadly engaging, but not handsome. Neither masculine or feminine. Both perfect and broken. I think he's an angel.
Zvon Old-Timey Member Posted August 29, 2013 Posted August 29, 2013 Edgy MD wrote:Matt den Dekker is Met number 963I don't know about you, but there's something non-human about that puss. Sadly engaging, but not handsome. Neither masculine or feminine. Both perfect and broken. I think he's an angel.lol. How can a uniform look good on a person who does not look good inside that uniform? Its a Met thing.
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted September 10, 2013 Author Posted September 10, 2013 And few of the previous 964 debuted in uglier games.
Ceetar Grand Central Contributor Posted September 10, 2013 Posted September 10, 2013 Where are we projecting 1000 now? Brandon Nimmo as September 2015 callup?
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted September 10, 2013 Author Posted September 10, 2013 Highly complex models of dubious scientific quality are projecting lefthanded reliever and current B-Met Adam Kolarek to get the all-time honor of Millenium Met. Adam is a native of Baltimore and an alum of the University of Maryland-College Park. He went 3-3 with a single save this year, but did his duty to the tune of a 1.71 ERA over 63 innings in 44 games, suggesting that he's something more than a LOOGy, at least for the time being. He struck out 63 batters (exactly one per inning) and walked 22, while holding opponents to a .204 average.(None of those stats count his brief and ineffective visit to Las Vegas (four games, 11.25 ERA).)Adam sports a meaty, cocky, slack smile suggestive of Matt Harvey's little brother:He's a hit with the ladies:He loves his country:While he currently weights in at a beefy 6'3"/215, he's clearly bulked up since his amateur days:He's... my God, what's he doing to his neck during his delivery?!GAH! Too many hernias as it is, Mets pitching coaches! Pick up a kenesiology book! The human neck is not supposed to do that!The change-up is his meat, and the slider is his potatoes, and that's the sort of stuff a LOOGy throws.Adam Kolarek, YOUR projected Millenium Met.
G-Fafif Old-Timey Member Posted September 18, 2013 Posted September 18, 2013 966. Aaron Harang967. Juan Centeno
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted September 18, 2013 Author Posted September 18, 2013 Photo by Gordon Donovan.
Edgy MD Site Manager Posted September 22, 2013 Author Posted September 22, 2013 Met number 53 on the season and 968 on the record is flight-gifted Wilfredo Tovar.Gravity? That's a concern for other men. Lesser men.
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