Met Count of 2013

[Edgy MD]

Matt den Dekker is Met number 963



I don't know about you, but there's something non-human about that puss. Sadly engaging, but not handsome. Neither masculine or feminine. Both perfect and broken. I think he's an angel.

[Zvon]

Edgy MD wrote: Matt den Dekker is Met number 963 I don't know about you, but there's something non-human about that puss. Sadly engaging, but not handsome. Neither masculine or feminine. Both perfect and broken. I think he's an angel.

lol. How can a uniform look good on a person who does not look good inside that uniform?


Its a Met thing.

[G-Fafif]

964. Vic Black

[Edgy MD]

[G-Fafif]

965. Sean Henn

[Edgy MD]

And few of the previous 964 debuted in uglier games.

[Ceetar]

Where are we projecting 1000 now? Brandon Nimmo as September 2015 callup?

[Edgy MD]

Highly complex models of dubious scientific quality are projecting lefthanded reliever and current B-Met Adam Kolarek to get the all-time honor of Millenium Met. Adam is a native of Baltimore and an alum of the University of Maryland-College Park. He went 3-3 with a single save this year, but did his duty to the tune of a 1.71 ERA over 63 innings in 44 games, suggesting that he's something more than a LOOGy, at least for the time being. He struck out 63 batters (exactly one per inning) and walked 22, while holding opponents to a .204 average.

(None of those stats count his brief and ineffective visit to Las Vegas (four games, 11.25 ERA).)

Adam sports a meaty, cocky, slack smile suggestive of Matt Harvey's little brother:



He's a hit with the ladies:



He loves his country:



While he currently weights in at a beefy 6'3"/215, he's clearly bulked up since his amateur days:



He's... my God, what's he doing to his neck during his delivery?!



GAH! Too many hernias as it is, Mets pitching coaches! Pick up a kenesiology book! The human neck is not supposed to do that!

The change-up is his meat, and the slider is his potatoes, and that's the sort of stuff a LOOGy throws.

Adam Kolarek, YOUR projected Millenium Met.

[G-Fafif]

966. Aaron Harang
967. Juan Centeno

[Edgy MD]

Photo by Gordon Donovan.

[Edgy MD]

Met number 53 on the season and 968 on the record is flight-gifted Wilfredo Tovar.














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