Prospect vs. Prospect

[Edgy MD]

Did ya hear? That know-it-all Adam Rubin this morning is reporting some minor league duh-rama happening in St. Lucie this week.

Alderlin Rodriguez, who thinks he's all that, homers off of Zach Wheeler in an intrasquad game and decides to play it up. Like HE'S so great.

Wheeler, who's such a big baby, faces him again in an intrasquad game later in the week, and ends up hitting Rodriguez in the hand.

Rodriguez is all, that was intentional. Wheeler's like, it totally wasn't. And Rodriguez is all, if I miss opening day, you're missing opening day. And I'm like, what's he gonna do with a broken hand? And Reese and Wilmer are like, FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! And I'm like, shut up, already! God!

Some of the coaches think it's really cool that Zach hit Aldy, because that makes him tough. I think he was being a baby if he hit him on purpose, but I'm not saying he did. I think he's a realy sweetie, but maybe he did, because he can be a big baby.

Some say he did and some say he didn't, but they all went into coach's office and they say it's over. Maybe it is and maybe it isn't. Aldy hit another homer in a real game this week so his hand is fine, but he's friends with Jordany and Jordany is SUCH a bitch.

Guys are all such babies.

[Ceetar]

Zack with a K, because he's a pitcher.


Martino quick with the race card on this one.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I don't know about race, but my sister said that her boyfriend said that one of his boys who used to work with this guy down at the Wawa who knows an unnamed source in Mets upper-level management who said that Johan is totes gay for Dr. James Andrews, and THAT's the why-why he's getting surgery. You didn't hear it from me.

[Benjamin Grimm]

Johan Santana works at Wawa? I had no idea! If he can't get by on one salary, what hope is there for the rest of us?

[Ceetar]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: I don't know about race, but my sister said that her boyfriend said that one of his boys who used to work with this guy down at the Wawa who knows an unnamed source in Mets upper-level management who said that Johan is totes gay for Dr. James Andrews, and THAT's the why-why he's getting surgery. You didn't hear it from me.

The guy's given him enough injections after all..

[Edgy MD]

Why does LeiterWagner always think he's gotta outpost me? Who said he could sit at our lunch table anyhow?

[MFS62]

Early Wynn's teenage son once got a hit off him during batting practice. Early knocked his kid down with his next pitch.
That Wheeler throws a 97 MPH fastball, and hit one of his teammates after the teammate got a hit off him will be something batters will hear about and remember when they step in against him. It will be another weapon in his arsenal.

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