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Meet Jim Malone, our totally badass new strength and conditioning coach.

http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2012/mar/27/padres-malone-coaches-bodies/



He'll make you sorry you were even BORN! I've met a lot of fools in my day, Rick Flair, but trying to take food off Jim Malone's table is a the sort of stupid that gets a man turned into a pretzel! Listen Flair, you can talk all you want to, but if I were you, I'd be working on your running skills, because when we meet in the ring at Wrestlemania XVI, running is going to be your only choice, But don't you worry. Malone is gonna CATCH YA!


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In San Diego, The Nuge has nailed down the job for San Diego Padres closer Huston Street.

Street told Don Norcross of UT-San Diego that he was rushed as a rookie, picking a Nas instrumental because he had five minutes to decide on game day.

This time around, with the pressure of being in the same city where Trevor Hoffman famously entered to AC/DC's "Hell's Bells," Street took his time.

Street decided on Ted Nugent's "Stranglehold" at the urging of Padres strength and conditioning coach Jim Malone, who told Norcross:

�Ted Nugent, he�s out of his mind. That�s the kind of controlled craziness, if I were a closer, I�d want to come out to.�


With that, Jim Malone leads the league in understatements this season.


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