I.G.T 8/13/2011 Mets @ Arizona

[Fman99]

Fuckems

[bmfc1]

Edgy DC wrote: First-pitch swinging while down by multiple runs in the ninth. Don't make sense.

Dopey Mark Grace said that Putz was in 4 of the last 5 games and threw 21 pitches last night... so make him work, right?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Make him work. Make him get ahead. Put the pressure on him to groove one. Mostly, go forward in your life with the knowledge that a walk is as good as a home run in such a situation. So balls are wonderfully precious things. So much so that you've got to give him as much a chance as possible to throw them before you start swinging.

[Fman99]

Edgy DC wrote: Make him work. Make him get ahead. Put the pressure on him to groove one. Mostly, go forward in your life with the knowledge that a walk is as good as a home run in such a situation. So balls are wonderfully precious things. So much so that you've got to give him as much a chance as possible to throw them before you start swinging.

This advice and more in next week's issue of Duh magazine.

This shit makes me red, man. Stop rushing to get back to your fucking hotels, you sub-.500 washouts.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I appreciate you pulling the whole quote. I though you'd just excerpt:

Edgy DC wrote: So balls are wonderfully precious things.