Kwiz

[Guest themetfairy]

Zito?

[Ceetar]

Edgy DC wrote: If you're so fatalistic to believe that Jose is imminently due for an injury, at least add in the extra detail that it will occur days (hours?) after signing him to a seven-year contract. Jose, by the way, is amazing --- slugging .493 despite having only one homer. A gen-u-ine MVP candidate we have here.

I'm sure he'll actually injure himself permenantly with the actual pen he uses to sign the contract.