Collective Nouns

[Guest Edgy DC]

Knowing what you know about the current and historical character of Major League teams, what collective noun would you use to describe group of them?

In one sense, you might stumble upon a drawerful of Red Sox or a boatload of Mariners, but in another sense, you might stumble upon an indifference of Marlins or an austerity of Royals.

[Ceetar]

wagonful of Yankees fans?

plank-walking Pirates fans?

[Benjamin Grimm]

I'd say a coven of Yankees.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: I'd say a coven of Yankees.

I believe you misspelled ****ful.

[Ceetar]

rinkful of Rangers?

[G-Fafif]

A phlegm of Phillies.

[G-Fafif]

A bastard of Braves.

[G-Fafif]

A nonentity of Nationals.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

G-Fafif wrote: A phlegm of Phillies.

A murder of Phillies?

[G-Fafif]

An oblivion of Astros.

[G-Fafif]

A vapidity of Dodgers.

[Benjamin Grimm]

G-Fafif wrote: A phlegm of Phillies.

I like this one!

[G-Fafif]

A snub of Indians.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I like coven.

I'll also go with a plug of Braves.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

A fancy of Dodgers.

A wrecktory of Padres.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

A superlative of Cardinals.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Perhaps a murder works better with Orioles, on a few levels.

[G-Fafif]

A lump of Cubs.

[Benjamin Grimm]

A scuff of Astros? (No, Mike Scott, we haven't forgotten!)

[G-Fafif]

A shred of Mariners.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

A must of Brewers.

[willpie]

A shed of Yankees. (Cuz that's where you keep tools. Workbench? Checkbook?)
A bandwagon of for Red Sox.
A Mr. of Mets.
A yawn of Rays.
A pitcher of Phillies. Also works for Giants.
A cloister of Padres.
A rattle of Diamondbacks.
A trolley of Dodgers.
A pint of Brewers. (Larger gatherings could be a sixer, a case, or a keg).
A shuttle of Astros.
A nest of Cardinals/Blue Jays/Orioles.
A poor bastards of Cubs.
A manifesto of Reds. (this is extra funny in southern Ohio).

[Guest Edgy DC]

A homer of Rockies.

A riot of Tigers.

A Veckuva lot of White Sox.

A hanky of Twins.

[Guest sharpie]

a contraction of Twins

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

A hurdle of Rockies.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Also works for the Pirates.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

A couple of Twins.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

A club of A's.
A mall of Angels.

[G-Fafif]

A pixie of Angels.

A pilsner of Brewers.

A wreath of Royals.

A cloak of Padres.

A glare of Rays.

[G-Fafif]

A Tralfaz of Astros.