"Let's have a toast for the MFY-lovin' douchebags!"

[metirish]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: So... are we never discussing Chris Rock's MFY drag in that photo collection, then?

Rock's a cock, the fucking douchebag , even rocking the horrible stripes

[Edgy MD]

Gift basket.

[Guest Swan Swan H]

No doubt this guy fits the description.

http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/valleyfever/2012/06/carlos_sturgus_new_york_yankees_face_tattoo_shooting.php

[batmagadanleadoff]

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Deadspin presents an interesting snapshot-in-time reminiscence: Jeffrey Maier, 6 years later.

My friend Tom took a Diet Coke out of his own personal cooler and popped the tab. Maier heard it and turned to him. "I hope you get a fucking charley horse." "I could hope a lot worse happens to you when Tony Tarasco gets here in about an hour," Tom fired back. It wasn't the sort of thing you said to a counselor, but it was the last day. "I'm not scared of that piece of shit," Maier said. "I could take him." There wasn't a shred of irony in his voice. He meant it, and presumably he believed it too. Tom finished his soda in silence.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

[Edgy MD]

Is that your photo?

Did you get Mr. Rocker's autograph?

[Frayed Knot]

That photo is so good I think I have to go change my shorts.

[metirish]

I think we may have found the king of MFY-lovin' douchebags.....step forward MR. cannibal wanting douchebag....thnakfully this numb nut was caught(by his wife no less), but how fucking stoopid is he?

NYPD stew as cannibal cop plots to cook and eat women: feds

She married Valle in June, several months after having their daughter, Josephine. The family lived a seemingly normal life in a Forest Hills, Queens, apartment. After fleeing to Reno � where her mom is an ex-judge and her aunt is a federal magistrate judge � Kathleen contacted FBI agents there and gave them her laptop. Valle was arrested Wednesday. The cop, an avid Yankee fan, was suspended without pay. The federal complaint said he craved the taste of human flesh. �I love that she is asleep right now not having the slightest clue of what we have planned,� Valle allegedly wrote on July 9 to one of his conspirators about �Victim-1. �Her days are numbered. I�m glad you�re on board. She does look tasty, doesn�t she?� the alleged conspirator replied, gruesomely adding: �You do know if we don�t waste any of her there is nearly 75 pounds of food there.� Manhattan US Attorney Preet Bharara said Valle�s �alleged plans to kidnap women so that they could be raped, tortured, killed, cooked and cannibalized shock the conscience.� Valle is charged with conspiring to kidnap the women with three others � two overseas � and illegally accessing the National Crime Information Center database to research one target. Authorities said that on July 22, Valle contacted a woman he was discussing kidnapping and eating, and invited her to lunch at a restaurant. She accepted. He allegedly told his online pals he would disable victims with chloroform home-brewed from an Internet recipe. He also allegedly agreed to provide a woman to a conspirator planning to use her as a �sex slave,� said prosecutor Hadassa Waxman. Waxman told Manhattan federal court Magistrate Judge Henry Pitman that Valle stalked one woman while �in his uniform and his police car, in a very intimidating fashion.� In a Feb. 28 online chat, Valle allegedly described how excited he�d feel about abducting a woman whom he offered to sell to a co-conspirator for $5,000. �It�s going to be so hard to restrain myself when I knock her out, but I am aspiring to be a professional kidnapper, and that�s business,� Valle allegedly wrote. �But I will really get off on knocking her out, tying her hands and bare feet and gagging her." Pitman denied bail for a subdued Valle, clad in a T-shirt, after noting that the federal complaint described �profoundly disturbing� and �unspeakable conduct.� �I have never seen allegations similar to these in 16 years on the bench and five years as a prosecutor,� Pitman said. Valle�s dad, Gilberto Jr., said at his house, �I�m shocked. I don�t think this is possible. �He never mentioned cannibalism.� The officer attended Archbishop Molloy HS in Queens, where he played baseball with Mets player Mike Baxter, and graduated from the University of Maryland. He joined the NYPD six years ago, and was described as an average cop at his current assignment in Harlem�s 26th Precinct. In an OKCupid online dating profile, he described himself as �sociable, ambitious and a gentleman� and �mature beyond my years.�He wrote that his favorite book is Dr. Seuss� �Green Eggs and Ham� and that his favorite foods are �Italian, Mexican, Chinese, Japanese.� �I�ll try anything and am not picky at all,� Valle, who listed �Food� as among the top six things he could never do without. Valle�s distraught brother Daniel said, �He�s a nice guy,� as he went to collect the cop�s treasured bulldog, Dudley. His lawyer, Julia Gatto, insisted the cop was just engaging in �idle talk� online., calling it �a fantasy.� Valle�s mom and his two brothers refused to comment after his bail hearing. Valle seemed to understand the chance he was taking with his threatening online chats. �This is very risky and will ruin my life if I get caught,� he allegedly wrote. �I am putting my neck on the line here. If something goes wrong somehow, I am in deep s--t.� Additional reporting by Gillian Kleiman, Kevin Sheehan, Pedro Oliveira Jr., Bruce Golding and Larry Celona

http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/nypd_stew_women_cannibal_cop_plots_Lh3CnedXJxReJ9UGYf1vSJ/1

Edited October 26, 2012 by Guest

[MFS62]

What's even scarier is that his next meal was going to be Suzyn Waldmann.

Later

[Edgy MD]

Not funny.

I'm just wondering if it was the right move to pick this guy up or to try and place him and his conspirators under surveillance. That's some scary madness.

[Ceetar]

Edgy DC wrote: Not funny. I'm just wondering if it was the right move to pick this guy up or to try and place him and his conspirators under surveillance. That's some scary madness.

that's what we were debating among a group of friends of mine. Seems like if you let him go just a wee bit farther you could've gotten him for conspiracy to commit murder, whereas you might not get anything now. so ponders my lawyer friend anyway, obviously would depend on just how much info/data they have and what he actually recorded.

[Edgy MD]

With freaks like this, you just wanna make sure bring down the whole network.

GAH!