The Kind of Lede A Reader Lives For

[G-Fafif]

Mark Viera, telling it like it blessedly is in the Times:

A year after parading on Broadway after their 27th championship, the Yankees returned to a postseason ritual Sunday that has become more familiar over the past decade: cleaning out their lockers after being eliminated from the playoffs.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

In New Yo-ork!
Concrete eyesore where clothes are packed up!
An end-of-year must-do-oo!
Right here in New Yoooork!
Need something to hold sani socks? Costco gives out free box!
Or self-store it in New York, New York, New Yo-oooooork!

[metirish]

And they just fired the pitching coach.....