Looking for a kid to adopt

[Guest The Second Spitter]

My two boys are all grown up and have left home. Are there any orphans on the farm somebody can recommend? (I'm a little out of touch with the farm at the moment)

[Edgy MD]

This Beltran guy down in St. Lucie is pretty good.

How about his teammate Eric Campbell, though? He's havnig a genuine 3-4-5 season (.336-.415-.524), having never sniffed that stratosphere before. He was born in the baseball hotbed of Evansville, IN., but comes out Norwich, CT. He plays first and third, and should be in Buffalo by next year.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

There's an outfielder in Kingsport named ZeEricka Hall.

How he's not been adopted is a mystery.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

That Beltran kid looks like he's hit puberty too early. I'll take the other two. Thanks guys.

[Edgy MD]

What? And leave TJ Chism behind?

[Guest The Second Spitter]

So many mouths to feed.... ok.

Is his name ZeErika Hall or ZeErika McQueen? Surely there can't be two ZeErika's in the organisation?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

That would be awesome if two ZeEricka's from the same hometown were drafted in the same round by the same team. I guess he goes by McQueen now. Maybe he thinks it will make him faster.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

Thanks, dude.