Canned Pierogi

[Guest themetfairy]

Pirates fire racing pierogi mascot for criticism

[Benjamin Grimm]

Poor guy. It's not going to be easy to find another job as a costumed pierogi.

[Guest The Second Spitter]

Scott Boras would say: It's a niche market. You can't just jump into a pierogi costume and be expected to perform at the highest level. It takes a certain sophisticated skill to successfully negotiate the innards of a pierogi. My client entertained 6.4 children per hour, increasing their endorphin levels by 39 per cent as a pierogi entertainer.

[DocTee]

Poor guy. It's not going to be easy to find another job as a costumed pierogi.

Actually, he's already been offered a job with some minor-league team in a similar capacity.

[Guest themetfairy]

DocTee wrote: Poor guy. It's not going to be easy to find another job as a costumed pierogi. Actually, he's already been offered a job with some minor-league team in a similar capacity.

OMG - Homer Simpson's mascot career in reverse!