Press Release

[MFS62]

March 31, 2010
Disassociated Press
By: A Staff Writer

New Product Announcement

Pharmaceutical Company Ely Lilly announced the release of a new medicine this morning.
The product is an emetic, and will be called Ollie.
A company spokesperson said,"Taking one Ollie capsule will have the same effect as watching Oliver Perez pitch. It will immediately make you throw up."

The product is being test marketed in the New York City area, for National release later in the baseball season, when fans around the country will have seen him pitch.
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Later

[metirish]

As an Irish person of Mexican descent I am tired of the constant piss taking of Ollie.

[A Boy Named Seo]

Yeah, me, too. And I'm not even Irish.

[Guest Edgy DC]

MFS likes his whipping boys.

[MFS62]

Yes, but it was a lash with a wet noodle. Tongue in cheek with no real harm intended.
I have no real "whipping boys" on this team.
I want Ollie to succeed as much as the rest of you.

Later

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Well, maybe not as much as corned-beef enchilada over there.

[ashie62]

Has anyone checked to see if Ollie is legal? That could be a way to.. uh..nah, never mind.