KILL THIS THREAD!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

@ Roger Dean Stadium, Florida

CF Angel Pagan
2B Luis Castillo
3B David Wright
RF Jason Bay
1B Daniel Murphy
RF Jeff Francoeur
SS Alex Cora
C Rod Barajas
RHP Nelson Figueroa(!)

1 half-inning in, Mets up 3-0 (Pagan double, Castillo walk, Wright double, Murphy sac fly).

[metirish]

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

[Frayed Knot]

How about if we just give it life imprisonment instead?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Negatory. We must be tough on wayward, redundant threads, lest they threaten our families or lower our property values beyond acceptable thresholds.



For justice's sake... for OUR sake... you must end it here.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

"Is it because I'm a lesbian?"

[Guest Kong76]

[metirish]

"where's the lesbo at?"

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Gotta watch the clip to the end. Of all the thousands of hours they shot in Law & Order, this had to have been the funniest/stupidest moment ever.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

That is magnificent.

She used to volunteer with us on a semi-regular basis. Homegirl is absurdly attractive.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yeah, I came across her (uh, literally) one afternoon on a shoot of L&O in Madison Square Park, I just sorta stalked her around the park, listening to her yak with her agent on her cellphone, trying to smell her and depraved stuff like that.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

The List:

Hennessy (in a squeaker-- she just seems more scotch-and-lingerie, y'know?)
Rohm (seriously, I could barely form sentences when she would come in for volunteer shifts)
Hargitay
Harmon (major points deducted for husband-choice/ridiculous politics)
Erbe
De La Garza
Psychiatrist Lady
Parisse
Merkerson

[MFS62]

My all-time fave was Connie Nielsen, who was on a few shows of SVU while Hargitay was on maternity leave. She was in the episode in which Leslie Caron won an Emmy. They spoke French.
I fell in love.
She can put the cuffs on me any time.

Later