IGT--Phillies @ Mets, 08/21/09

[bmfc1]

Phillies:
Rollins SS
Victorino CF
Utley 2B
Howard 1B
Werth RF
Ibanez LF
Dobbs 3B
Ruiz C
Hamels P

METS:
Angel Pagan CF
Luis Castillo 2B
Gary Sheffield LF
Jeff Francoeur RF
Fernando Tatis 3B
Daniel Murphy 1B
Omir Santos C
Anderson Hernandez SS
Mike Pelfrey RHP (8-8, 4.75)

[Guest Edgy DC]

Sheffield back in the lineup.

Murphy starting against a wicked lefty.

[Gwreck]

="Edgy DC":3v7rvnxh]Murphy starting against a wicked lefty.[/quote:3v7rvnxh] The alternative is...Tatis at first and Andy Green/Wilson Valdez at 3B? Tough choice.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 03:10 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 21 2009 05:28 PM

="Edgy DC"]Sheffield back in the lineup. Murphy starting against a wicked lefty. Has Hamels charmed a princess or something in the last two months? 'Cause on the mound, he's been a big, girl-haired pile of poop.

Valadius Aug 21 2009 03:30 PM

It's about time they moved Murphy to the bottom half of the order. Freaking ridiculous.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 06:29 PM

Underway after a 75-minute delay. Um, yay?

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 06:31 PM

Yeah, yay. Not that I'm expecting much but I hope we beat the shit out of these fucks, bean a few of them, then brawl with them and beat them up there.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 06:34 PM

Utley with the two out hit. So the Phils should only plate, like, three here, right?

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 06:56 PM

NANDO! Nice. Utley looking touchable.

Ashie62 Aug 21 2009 07:00 PM

Omir oh-my! Your 2009 ROY candidate

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 07:03 PM

Yeah, let's brawl!

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:04 PM

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAARokay, I'll go to first.

bmfc1 Aug 21 2009 07:06 PM

Way to go Angel--make that SOB pay.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 07:06 PM

Yeah, Pagan. Now Castillo gotta get Pelf home.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:07 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 21 2009 07:08 PM

Bottom of the order, Creepy Sun Baby smiles on ye. (And not just because this might be the last opportunity for him to do so for the next four days.) Let's just hope that, sometime over the next couple of pitches, Hamels gives Sheff the idea that he's offering him a contract, then reneges.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 07:08 PM

C'mon Sheff. Pretend the baseball is the Marlins' unwillingness to trade for you.

metsguyinmichigan Aug 21 2009 07:10 PM

Chance for Sheff to make a case -- for something -- right here.

metsguyinmichigan Aug 21 2009 07:11 PM

Or, he could strike out with the bases loaded and complain all the way back to the bench.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:12 PM

He missed that slider like it was an opportunity to turn a useless veteran roster-filler malcontent into a young, controllable C-prospect.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:16 PM

Pelf misses a retireable grounder to his glove side, putting Rollins on with one out. I see no way whatsoever that this can come back to haunt him.

Frayed Knot Aug 21 2009 07:23 PM

I'm in favor of lead-off HRs. Oh yeah, and Brad Penny suxx

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 07:23 PM

Frenchie obviously inspired by Omar's words for his favorite airline:

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:23 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 21 2009 07:25 PM

MAIS OUI, MONSIEUR 'AMELS! YOU'VE BEEN FRENCHED!

bmfc1 Aug 21 2009 07:24 PM

Does that ball have a dent in it? What a shot.

bmfc1 Aug 21 2009 07:25 PM

Hey Hamels--you're the one giving up hit after hit to a lousy lineup, you're the world champ, show some class you SOB.

bmfc1 Aug 21 2009 07:26 PM

LWFS: that is a scary picture. Hey! The Mets have hit for the cycle!

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 07:28 PM

Let's knock this chick out of the game right here.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:30 PM

jebusjebusjebusjebusjebusjebusWHEW.

Frayed Knot Aug 21 2009 07:30 PM

="bmfc1":1nvfprvg]LWFS: that is a scary picture.[/quote:1nvfprvg] What's really scary is that's one from his personal collection, not the web. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 07:32 PM That was a rotten turn by Hernandy. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:33 PM Judge me if you will. I KNOW I look good. I mean, that beautiful, non-lady-man lady looks good. The bottom of the order? Not so. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 07:42 PM ="John Cougar Lunchbucket":1rtrue7l]That was a rotten turn by Hernandy.[/quote:1rtrue7l] OTOH, pretty sweet style in the field. I think I heard Reyes ain't coming back at all, so style it up, Andy. Make us remember you. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:49 PM Veteran ground ball! Give that man an extension immediately! LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:00 PM Frenchy loves to hit, and it shows. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:01 PM Wow, maybe the worst blown call this year. A foot wide air gap between the mitt and Frenchy's helmet. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:02 PM We've seen some shitty calls this year but that one could be the worst. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:02 PM Yeesh, what an ump fail. Jerry tossed arguing-- who's going to give the bunt signs now? Frayed Knot Aug 21 2009 08:07 PM IF the ump's going to blow tag calls I think it'd be nice if he'd at least choose one where the fielder [u:wnlk7pvc]tries[/u:wnlk7pvc] to tag the runner. Rollins never even swiped his arm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:08 PM Ugh. Two more baserunners with none out. This doesn't bode so well. Think angry, Mikey! LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:11 PM Yeah, AndyNandy's not so gloveworthy, either. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:13 PM Boobery on the infield. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:14 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 21 2009 08:15 PM ="Fman99":20xasxja]Boobery on the infield.[/quote:20xasxja] And not the fun, Morgana kind. Oy. OY. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:14 PM Just get the batter Mike. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:16 PM Nice work by Pelf to not get rattled, induce a couple of infield pop flies. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:17 PM John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:18 PM Yeah for the guys in black! LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:22 PM Cue: three perfect innings from Mr. Parking Lot. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:31 PM Sharp Utley grounder hits Feliciano in the chest and bounds to the first-base line. Odds that Feliciano's sternum is now cracked: Off the board. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:37 PM Stokes! LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:45 PM Thanks, Sheff, for your professionalism! Good news: the Frenching of Phils pitching continues apace. PiggiesTomatoes Aug 21 2009 08:47 PM Is it me? Seems like Sheff's heart is just not in it. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:51 PM ="PiggiesTomatoes"]Is it me? Seems like Sheff's heart is just not in it. "Oh, you think so, Doctor?" Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:51 PM Great DP! bmfc1 Aug 21 2009 08:52 PM Is Sheff in the "I want to get out of Milwaukee so I'll throw the ball into the stands" phase of his Mets career? John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:53 PM ="PiggiesTomatoes":3bmk2pu0]Is it me? Seems like Sheff's heart is just not in it.[/quote:3bmk2pu0] I'm sure he assumed he'd be defensed for anyway and was jawing over the first time he took a close pitch for a strike tonight. Not that Sheff has ever watched a strike that he thought wasn't one. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:54 PM Stokes, Wagner, Feliciano... and Putz coming back, ostensibly healthy, by weekend's end. Somehow, this makes me sadder than it makes me happy. PiggiesTomatoes Aug 21 2009 08:54 PM I'll take that out call at first for the poor call on Francoeur's bad call on the SB. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:55 PM ="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":3g4vzhox]Stokes, Wagner, Feliciano... and Putz coming back, ostensibly healthy, by weekend's end. Somehow, this makes me sadder than it makes me happy.[/quote:3g4vzhox] That's only because you don't think we can finish 33-8. Hater. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:57 PM ="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"] ="PiggiesTomatoes"]Is it me? Seems like Sheff's heart is just not in it. "Oh, you think so, Doctor?" Ya gotta love the Colonel. He's the perverted version of Creepy Sun Baby. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 09:01 PM Anderson Hernandez is not a major league hitter. He looks lost at the dish. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 09:06 PM 1 pitch, 1 out? Who the hell is this? This isn't Frankie. Frayed Knot Aug 21 2009 09:06 PM ="Fman99":2z1flu0k]Anderson Hernandez is not a major league hitter. He looks lost at the dish.[/quote:2z1flu0k] And he's still considerably better than either Argenis Reyes or Wilson Valdez. Frankie needs to save this one .. for my sanity if for no other reason. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 09:09 PM fucketyfuckshit. Hmmmm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 09:09 PM Tying runs on. Fucktastic! Fman99 Aug 21 2009 09:10 PM Hey, Frankie, I hear you have a great big cock. Can I see it? John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 09:10 PM If only we had a lefthanded closer... Frayed Knot Aug 21 2009 09:12 PM Frankie chases Utley. PiggiesTomatoes Aug 21 2009 09:16 PM Finally, a happy recap. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 09:16 PM CSB shines down on Phillies losses. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 09:17 PM ="Fman99"] Hey, Frankie, I hear you have a great big cock. Can I see it? Why, THANK YOU, Frankie. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 09:18 PM "I like your game. It's really cool." bmfc1 Aug 21 2009 09:19 PM Nice win. Way to go. I love seeing Francoeur beam the way he did after the game. themetfairy Aug 21 2009 09:20 PM OK - I can breathe again....

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

="Edgy DC"]Sheffield back in the lineup. Murphy starting against a wicked lefty.

Has Hamels charmed a princess or something in the last two months?

'Cause on the mound, he's been a big, girl-haired pile of poop.

Edited August 21, 2009 by Guest

[Valadius]

It's about time they moved Murphy to the bottom half of the order. Freaking ridiculous.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Underway after a 75-minute delay.

Um, yay?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yeah, yay. Not that I'm expecting much but I hope we beat the shit out of these fucks, bean a few of them, then brawl with them and beat them up there.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Utley with the two out hit.

So the Phils should only plate, like, three here, right?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

NANDO! Nice.

Utley looking touchable.

[ashie62]

Omir oh-my!

Your 2009 ROY candidate

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yeah, let's brawl!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

RRRRRRRRAAAAAAARokay, I'll go to first.

[bmfc1]

Way to go Angel--make that SOB pay.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Yeah, Pagan. Now Castillo gotta get Pelf home.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Bottom of the order, Creepy Sun Baby smiles on ye. (And not just because this might be the last opportunity for him to do so for the next four days.)



Let's just hope that, sometime over the next couple of pitches, Hamels gives Sheff the idea that he's offering him a contract, then reneges.

Edited August 21, 2009 by Guest

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

C'mon Sheff. Pretend the baseball is the Marlins' unwillingness to trade for you.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Chance for Sheff to make a case -- for something -- right here.

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Or, he could strike out with the bases loaded and complain all the way back to the bench.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

He missed that slider like it was an opportunity to turn a useless veteran roster-filler malcontent into a young, controllable C-prospect.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Pelf misses a retireable grounder to his glove side, putting Rollins on with one out.

I see no way whatsoever that this can come back to haunt him.

[Frayed Knot]

I'm in favor of lead-off HRs.



Oh yeah, and Brad Penny suxx

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Frenchie obviously inspired by Omar's words for his favorite airline:

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

MAIS OUI, MONSIEUR 'AMELS!



YOU'VE BEEN FRENCHED!

Edited August 21, 2009 by Guest

[bmfc1]

Does that ball have a dent in it? What a shot.

[bmfc1]

Hey Hamels--you're the one giving up hit after hit to a lousy lineup, you're the world champ, show some class you SOB.

[bmfc1]

LWFS: that is a scary picture.

Hey! The Mets have hit for the cycle!

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Let's knock this chick out of the game right here.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

jebusjebusjebusjebusjebusjebusWHEW.

[Frayed Knot]

="bmfc1":1nvfprvg]LWFS: that is a scary picture.[/quote:1nvfprvg] What's really scary is that's one from his personal collection, not the web.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 07:32 PM

That was a rotten turn by Hernandy.

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:33 PM

Judge me if you will. I KNOW I look good. I mean, that beautiful, non-lady-man lady looks good. The bottom of the order? Not so.

John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 07:42 PM

="John Cougar Lunchbucket":1rtrue7l]That was a rotten turn by Hernandy.[/quote:1rtrue7l] OTOH, pretty sweet style in the field. I think I heard Reyes ain't coming back at all, so style it up, Andy. Make us remember you. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 07:49 PM Veteran ground ball! Give that man an extension immediately! LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:00 PM Frenchy loves to hit, and it shows. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:01 PM Wow, maybe the worst blown call this year. A foot wide air gap between the mitt and Frenchy's helmet. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:02 PM We've seen some shitty calls this year but that one could be the worst. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:02 PM Yeesh, what an ump fail. Jerry tossed arguing-- who's going to give the bunt signs now? Frayed Knot Aug 21 2009 08:07 PM IF the ump's going to blow tag calls I think it'd be nice if he'd at least choose one where the fielder [u:wnlk7pvc]tries[/u:wnlk7pvc] to tag the runner. Rollins never even swiped his arm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:08 PM Ugh. Two more baserunners with none out. This doesn't bode so well. Think angry, Mikey! LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:11 PM Yeah, AndyNandy's not so gloveworthy, either. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:13 PM Boobery on the infield. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:14 PM Edited 1 time(s), most recently on Aug 21 2009 08:15 PM ="Fman99":20xasxja]Boobery on the infield.[/quote:20xasxja] And not the fun, Morgana kind. Oy. OY. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:14 PM Just get the batter Mike. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:16 PM Nice work by Pelf to not get rattled, induce a couple of infield pop flies. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:17 PM John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:18 PM Yeah for the guys in black! LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:22 PM Cue: three perfect innings from Mr. Parking Lot. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:31 PM Sharp Utley grounder hits Feliciano in the chest and bounds to the first-base line. Odds that Feliciano's sternum is now cracked: Off the board. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:37 PM Stokes! LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:45 PM Thanks, Sheff, for your professionalism! Good news: the Frenching of Phils pitching continues apace. PiggiesTomatoes Aug 21 2009 08:47 PM Is it me? Seems like Sheff's heart is just not in it. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:51 PM ="PiggiesTomatoes"]Is it me? Seems like Sheff's heart is just not in it. "Oh, you think so, Doctor?" Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:51 PM Great DP! bmfc1 Aug 21 2009 08:52 PM Is Sheff in the "I want to get out of Milwaukee so I'll throw the ball into the stands" phase of his Mets career? John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:53 PM ="PiggiesTomatoes":3bmk2pu0]Is it me? Seems like Sheff's heart is just not in it.[/quote:3bmk2pu0] I'm sure he assumed he'd be defensed for anyway and was jawing over the first time he took a close pitch for a strike tonight. Not that Sheff has ever watched a strike that he thought wasn't one. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 08:54 PM Stokes, Wagner, Feliciano... and Putz coming back, ostensibly healthy, by weekend's end. Somehow, this makes me sadder than it makes me happy. PiggiesTomatoes Aug 21 2009 08:54 PM I'll take that out call at first for the poor call on Francoeur's bad call on the SB. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 08:55 PM ="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr":3g4vzhox]Stokes, Wagner, Feliciano... and Putz coming back, ostensibly healthy, by weekend's end. Somehow, this makes me sadder than it makes me happy.[/quote:3g4vzhox] That's only because you don't think we can finish 33-8. Hater. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 08:57 PM ="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"] ="PiggiesTomatoes"]Is it me? Seems like Sheff's heart is just not in it. "Oh, you think so, Doctor?" Ya gotta love the Colonel. He's the perverted version of Creepy Sun Baby. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 09:01 PM Anderson Hernandez is not a major league hitter. He looks lost at the dish. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 09:06 PM 1 pitch, 1 out? Who the hell is this? This isn't Frankie. Frayed Knot Aug 21 2009 09:06 PM ="Fman99":2z1flu0k]Anderson Hernandez is not a major league hitter. He looks lost at the dish.[/quote:2z1flu0k] And he's still considerably better than either Argenis Reyes or Wilson Valdez. Frankie needs to save this one .. for my sanity if for no other reason. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 09:09 PM fucketyfuckshit. Hmmmm. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 09:09 PM Tying runs on. Fucktastic! Fman99 Aug 21 2009 09:10 PM Hey, Frankie, I hear you have a great big cock. Can I see it? John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 09:10 PM If only we had a lefthanded closer... Frayed Knot Aug 21 2009 09:12 PM Frankie chases Utley. PiggiesTomatoes Aug 21 2009 09:16 PM Finally, a happy recap. Fman99 Aug 21 2009 09:16 PM CSB shines down on Phillies losses. LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr Aug 21 2009 09:17 PM ="Fman99"] Hey, Frankie, I hear you have a great big cock. Can I see it? Why, THANK YOU, Frankie. John Cougar Lunchbucket Aug 21 2009 09:18 PM "I like your game. It's really cool." bmfc1 Aug 21 2009 09:19 PM Nice win. Way to go. I love seeing Francoeur beam the way he did after the game. themetfairy Aug 21 2009 09:20 PM OK - I can breathe again....

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

That was a rotten turn by Hernandy.