IGT--Mets @ Brewers, 06/30/09

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Jerry isn't Bobby V. And this outfield might actually be worse than that one.

[Fman99]

="LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr"]Evans with the double. POP QUIZ: How will he get doubled off?

You're a negative Nellie. I know what you need to cheer you right up.

[Piggiestomatoes]

Fman99 wrote: Fire all of the assistant coaches. Worked in 1999.

Not a bad idea. Maybe fire the trainer, too. I don't thik that's been done before.

[bmfc1]

Another out by Martinez. I hope he noticed that the other CF stayed on his two feet and caught the ball. Jerry plays him everyday while Reed, certainly better right now, sits on the bench. And yes, I know he's 20 but I don't give a flyin' frig.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

CSB, he mocks me.

A little apropos 7th-inning-stretch entertainment.

Edited June 30, 2009 by Guest

[Fman99]

Wow. Fielder turned on that thing like Ray Liotta turned on DeNiro and Sorvina in Goodfellas.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Fielder hit that like it owed him a sandwich.

[ashie62]

JERRY MANUEL: GET OUT OF TOWN ON THE FUCKING HORSE YOU ROAD IN ON AND LET IT KICK YOU IN THE ASS!!!!!!!!!!!

Edited June 30, 2009 by Guest

[Piggiestomatoes]

On the bright side, because the MLB Extra Inning feed is the Brewers annoucers, I put on the FAN and get steady Eddie Coleman, in for the illin' Hagin. A little sunshine on an otherwise dreary evening.

[HahnSolo]

Speaking of Jerry, shouldn't he have at least mosied on out of the dugout while his pitching coach was getting the heave-ho?

[Fman99]

Score may as well be 50-2 the way the Mets are hitting.

[ashie62]

Santana looks DL worthy tonight..

I thought Reed would get the start tonight..I can't believe the Mets can't even hit this softosser

[Fman99]

Coffee runs from the pen in like he's trying to make it to the toilet in time.

[ashie62]

Fman99 wrote: Coffee runs from the pen in like he's trying to make it to the toilet in time.

He drank too much coffie

[Piggiestomatoes]

That was a lot of jiggling on that run in. He looked like he was being chased.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Really, Ken? You had to double-switch there with a 4-run lead?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

PiggiesTomatoes wrote: That was a lot of jiggling on that run in. He looked like he was being chased.

All the more reason for the running, no?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Sheff's gotta turn this goon around.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Wish we scorted there, but that's the way to pull that number 60-wearing releiver.

Edited June 30, 2009 by Guest

[Piggiestomatoes]

UGH!

[Guest Edgy DC]

I don't care. I'm leaving it as "scorted."

What a fake this coffee-grinder is. Grump.

[ashie62]

Make Keith Hernandez an offer he can't refuse.

Order him to start smoking in the dugout

Have him give a "I'm Keith Hernandez" speech and have him order the riff-raff to starting bailing out the ship

Replacing Manuel in Pittsburgh

[ashie62]

oooh..another cockpunch tease?

[Piggiestomatoes]

Ahhh, the old 9th innning, 6-6-3 double play. Excellent!

[ashie62]

I'm not giving Fartman any Schaefer

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Mazel tov, youngun-- you're a man, now.

(It would have been nicer if you hadn't fucked up the figurative torah portion earlier, but hey.)

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[Guest Edgy DC]

He'll get over it.

[Fman99]

Well good. Put this in the fucking books and then throw the books at your mother.

[metirish]

Ron Darling is laying into the Mets right now.....

calling out Santana for walking the pitchers so many times this season.....calling this a team full of embarrassing mistakes

[Piggiestomatoes]

No argument here. At least someone with a voice and perspective is calling it what it is.