Adopted: Damien Magnifico

[Edgy MD]

Is Damien gonna kill somebody?


Damien Magnifico Yup it about that time unfortunately.. But gotta do what needs to be done

[Edgy MD]

College daze with D-Maggz. Ah, young men and hormones.



Damien Magnifico Whoo doggy
November 1 at 2:21pm via Mobile Web

Damien Magnifico I Kenny Powers throw hard as f***!
November 1 at 3:33pm

Damien Magnifico Without bid risks there isn't big rewards!November 2 at 10:49pm via Mobile Web

Damien Magnifico Without big risks there isn't big rewards!November 2 at 10:49pm via Mobile Web

Damien Magnifico Now I know how it is to hit off myself..
November 3 at 8:01pm via Mobile Web

Damien Magnifico Woo doggy that was a knee slapper
November 4 at 2:04am via Mobile Web

Damien Magnifico The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
November 4 at 8:30pm

Damien Magnifico "Give me a saturday night and my baby by my side a lil hank jr and a six pack of lite an old dirt road and i will be just fine!!! here in small town USA.."
November 8 at 10:15pm

Damien Magnifico She's got his balls in her hello kitty chest!!
Tue at 1:21am

Damien Magnifico Throw it like a motherrr!
Wed at 12:57pm via Mobile Web

Damien Magnifico Got a long weekend in front of me.. Whoo doggy!!
11 hours ago

Damien Magnifico Tots I make ya hot!!
about an hour ago via Mobile Web

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I think Dock Doyle heismanned my friend request.

[Edgy MD]

Well, Damien, it's been fun. But now you're going take your Yankee-loving ways and your overinflated sense of your youthful self and get the hell out.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

What a douche.

[metirish]

What happened?

[Edgy MD]

He got dressed is what happened.

[Benjamin Grimm]

The next decade or two may prove me wrong, of course, but right now he looks to be a Barry Zito-sized dodged bullet.

[Frayed Knot]

Except that, at worst, he would have been $1mil down the drain and not $127mil.
Much smaller bullet.

[Benjamin Grimm]

I guess.

With Zito is was an expensive bullet.

With this schnook it's more of a moronic bullet.

[Frayed Knot]

Of course if you decided to pass on every potential 18 y/o star jock with an inflated sense of self-worth the list of potential picks suddenly goes way down.
Hard to know whether this guy is actually a bigger dick than your run of the mill HS draft pick or just the one of the bunch who didn't sign here and whose - once private but now suddenly available - comments to his equally dorky buddies we happen to be reading.

[Edgy MD]

Oh, I'm sure his goofbaggery is far more common than I want to think about. As is his Yankee crap.

But I see no further reason for me to indulge his callow young life. The prayers, the hot meals, the laundry, it's all been a waste and I ask you to speak no more of him.

[metirish]

Edgy DC wrote: He got dressed is what happened.

ahh , makes sense now. At work I could not see the picture.

wanker

[Edgy MD]

Instead I'm adopting this kid:

[Edgy MD]

Mark Healy just befriended D-Maggz.

[Edgy MD]

Damien Magnifico "If someone met me on a game day, he wouldn't like me. The days in between, I'm the goodest guy you can find." -- Roger Clemens
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[Edgy MD]

Damien Magnifico is now friends with Starr Untermeyer

Oh, I have such a feeling about you kids.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

[Edgy MD]

I can't find any junior college stats for Damien, but I can confirm that he has unfriended me.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Edgy DC wrote: I can't find any junior college stats for Damien, but I can confirm that he has unfriended me.

You didn't criticize his Ballantine PotG voting, did you?

[Edgy MD]

Damien is still a jerk and now is a jerk coming off missing a JuCo season because of a stress fracture in his elbow. But I want to revisit this thread to repost this kid.

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[Edgy MD]

Damien is at Oklahoma U and is throwing some sick stuff.

http://www.soonersports.com/sports/m-basebl/spec-rel/102611aaa.html

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Well look who's back in the Top 100, from Keith Law's draft chat

Bella (Edmond, OK) I can't believe you have Damien Magnifico listed in the top 100. He has the arsenal of a closer, but was terrible when OU tried to use him in this role. Is there really hope that he can develop a second (or third) pitch? Klaw (3:48 PM) There's a chance - and really, in the third round, if I told you you could take a kid who regularly throws 100 (even with screws in his elbow), you're not at least a little interested?

[Edgy MD]

Milwaukee takes Mr. Git'er Done at #185.

Just how high can a guy who throws one pitch go in the Draft? We might find out with Magnifico. Granted, the one pitch is a plus plus fastball that consistently touches triple-digits, but it doesn't have much life, making it more hittable than it should be. He throws a slider, but it's below average, and there is some question about his medical, given that he had screws inserted in his elbow when he was in junior college. Still, that arm strength doesn't grow on trees, and a team that thinks it can help Magnifico add a secondary offering may take a shot at turning him into a short reliever.

[Frayed Knot]

So this kid gets drafted 165th in 2009, reportedly demands well-over slot --possibly even seven-figure-- money, and then comes back three years later and gets drafted 185th and in a much more re$trictive environment.

Hope he got a good education in the interim cuz he sure didn't pile up the cash with the route he took.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

One superfast straight pitch, with an attitude? Just call him "Knobby Parnell."

[Edgy MD]

Signed by the Brews, but hasn't appeared yet.

[Edgy MD]

After a relatively crappy debut in Rookie Ball last year, Day is 2-0 with Wisconsin of the Midwest League, but was lucky to walk away with the win in his last start and his sort of hanging his online head.

Damien Magnifico� ?@D_Magno32 Some days you have it, other days you don't. Today was one of those days. #work Since when did everyone become an analyst and a critic?

He's apparently used his signing bonus to trademark his name and paint his girlfriend orange.

[Edgy MD]

Starting in the Florida State League for the Brevard County Manatees.

Show 'em how it's done, Damien.