Get Up

[bmfc1]

Dear Mets,

I apologize for the things I said about you yesterday. Wednesday night was so hard--we were so close to everything that we dreamed of and, for the first time, I doubted whether or not you wanted what I wanted. You have to admit, that after 29 or so indiscretions, where we came close to achieving a "W" but did not at the last minute, that is natural to doubt. But you're only human, or 35 or so humans, and you showed last night that you want what we both want.

I was there for you last night, and will be with you tonight, and every night.

Always,

bmfc1

[Guest AG/DC]

I'LL BE WATCHING YOUR ASS, BMFC1! NOBODY HAS TO SHOW YOU SHIT! YOU SHOW ME! THIS IS WAR AND NO PLACE FOR THE LILLY-LIVERED, WEAK-KNEED SUMNABITCHES. THOMAS PAINE TOLD ME ABOUT SUMMER SOLIDERS AND SUNSHINE PATRIOTS LIKE YOU. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO BE A THOMAS PAINE IN YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU SHAPE UP!

[bmfc1]

You know Thomas Paine?

[Guest holychicken]

="AG/DC"]I'M GOING TO BE A THOMAS PAINE IN YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU SHAPE UP!

Whoa whoa there, edgy. You are married now. We can no longer do that.

[Guest AG/DC]

WAR!

[Willets Point]

="AG/DC"]I'LL BE WATCHING YOUR ASS, BMFC1! NOBODY HAS TO SHOW YOU SHIT! YOU SHOW ME! THIS IS WAR AND NO PLACE FOR THE LILLY-LIVERED, WEAK-KNEED SUMNABITCHES. THOMAS PAINE TOLD ME ABOUT SUMMER SOLIDERS AND SUNSHINE PATRIOTS LIKE YOU. AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GOING TO BE A THOMAS PAINE IN YOUR ASS UNTIL YOU SHAPE UP!

Bullet of cool.

[Guest sharpie]

I seem to be in charge of the Mets lately. Was at a concert last Friday. Saw none of the game. They win. Watched the games Saturday, Sunday, Monday -- they lose. Went to another concert Tuesday, saw none of it, they win.

Wednesday I'm listening to the radio and they go ahead. Turned on the TV, they lose.

Coming home a little late last night, passing by a bar where the game is on TV, stand on the sidewalk and see that first inning home run. Go home, turn on the radio, they rally to tie. Turn off the radio to do other things, they fall behind. Turn it on, hear them coming back. Am tempted to turn off the radio and turn on the TV when the whole last week hits me. I stay with radio-only Mets. We win.

I'd love to watch these games, but it seems I can't. Pity.

[soupcan]

Damn right you can't. Radio the rest of the way for you sharpie!

[Guest sharpie]

Radio for a while, then debate. I have no hand anymore.

[Guest AG/DC]

You know the drill. UP!

WE'VE GOT A CASTLE TO CAPTURE!

[Guest Iubitul]

It's only a model...

[Guest themetfairy]

Iubitul wrote: It's only a model...

Shhh.....