Metmas Carols 2007

[Guest Edgy DC]

2006: http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?p=140131&sid=a37191bc6dc2d23eefc378a89f32314f

Onward:

Roger the red-faced 'roider
Had a very great career
And if you ever saw him,
You might even call it queer

All of the fastball pitchers
Used to fade at thirty-one
When that happened to poor Roger
He said "I'll be damned if I am done"

Then one dark Toronto night
MacNamee did say
"Roger, all bad times are past
Bend and take it in the ass."

He engineered a trade to New York
The Yankees paid him tons with glee
But now that MacNamee is singing
He's lost his credibility!

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yeah, I know it sucked. It's a starter.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Any song that has Clemens bending over to take one up the ass is OK with me.

[metirish]

Edgy DC wrote: Yeah, I know it sucked. It's a starter.

That was pure class, more please. Do you take requests?

[DocTee]

The best remains Valadius' rendition of "'twas the night before christmas", where he regaled us with his sighting of Al Leiter in a DC train station.

[Guest themetfairy]

Edgy DC wrote: Yeah, I know it sucked. It's a starter.

Sucked or not, it did make me laugh. Thanks

[Valadius]

Thanks DocTee - that made my day!

Here's the link to it in the archives:

http://cranepoolforum.net/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=2039&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=29

[DocTee]

pure holiday genius.

awesome

[Guest Edgy DC]

He came upon the cream and clear
That glorious Sheffield, so old
He rubbed it inside his underwear
And where his skin would fold
Some on his arms, some on his legs
Some for his eyes, ears, nose, and throat
His stroke returned but his secret was learned
He'll get not a Cooperstown vote

[Guest metsguyinmichigan]

Edgy = Bad ass!

Brilliant.

[Guest Edgy DC]

We need more.

I know --- it's hard to top the collaborative fun of "Milledge, Iriki, Tucker" --- but still.

[Theoldmole]

Valad - thanks for linking to this again -- I missed it the first time, and it's awesome.

Edgy - yours too.

[Guest Edgy DC]

An Advent song.

The Angel named Hernandez umped the game
The Mets won not the day and he's... to blame
"Oh, Hell," said me, "The calls he makes are scar-ar-y"
They're kooky and they're shady
Glo-ri-a

He called a strike a ball, and thus a walk
The pitcher reached his set, he called... a balk
You saw the joyous opposition dug-ug-out
It's kooky and it's shady
Glo-ri-a

Angel, know that you'll be often booed at Shea
Even though a few bad calls have gone... our way
Your umping standards leave the fan base war-ar-y
They're kooky and they're shady
Glo-ri-a

[MFS62]

On the first day of Chanukah,
My Omar gave to me
A wish for Pedro�s full recovery.

On the second day of Chanukah,
My Omar gave to me
Two catchers who we�ll love,
And a wish for Pedro�s full recovery.

On the third day of Chanukah,
My Omar gave to me
Three reserves returned,
Two catchers who we�ll love,
And a wish for Pedro�s full recovery.

On the fourth day of Chanukah,
My Omar gave to me
No new four year FA contracts,,
Three reserves returned,
Two catchers who we�ll love,
And a wish for Pedro�s full recovery.

On the fifth day of Chanukah,
My Omar gave to me
NO SERIES RINGS!,
No new four year FA contracts,,
Three reserves returned,
Two catchers who we�ll love,
And a wish for Pedro�s full recovery.


On the sixth day of Chanukah,
My Omar gave to me
Six potential starters,
NO SERIES RINGS!,
No new four year FA contracts,,
Three reserves returned,
Two catchers who we�ll love,
And a wish for Pedro�s full recovery.

On the seventh day of Chanukah,
My Omar gave to me
Seven Latino prospects,
Six potential starters,
NO SERIES RINGS!,
No new four year FA contracts,,
Three reserves returned,
Two catchers who we�ll love,
And a wish for Pedro�s full recovery.

On the eighth day of Chanukah,
my true love sent to me
A plan for ticket bilking,
Seven Latino prospects,
Six potential starters,
NO SERIES RINGS!,
No new four year FA contracts,,
Three reserves returned,
Two catchers who we�ll love,
And a wish for Pedro�s full recovery.

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Any of you also root for the Blue Jays and want to try a Boxing Day song?

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