IGT 6/30/06 - Mets at MFYs (El Duque vs. Mussina)

[Gwreck]

New York =orange]Mets
Reyes SS
LoDuca DH
Beltran CF
Wright 3B
Cliff Floyd LF
Valentin 2B
Franco 1B
Chavez RF
Castro C

Hernandez P

New York Yankees
Johnny Damon CF
Derek Jeter SS
Jason Giambi DH
Alex Rodriguez 3B
Jorge Posada C
Bernie Williams RF
Andy Phillips 1B
Melky Cabrera LF
Miguel Cairo 2B

Mike Mussina P

[Gwreck]

Certainly some schadenfreude involved in seeing the ball go under Cairo's glove. Too bad.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

The Mets need to go all Red Sox on their Yankee asses.

[Zvon]

Cliffy!
Yay!
Howd we make room for him?

Giambi homers?!?

Not a good way to start.

[Gwreck]

Milledge back to AAA.

[Zvon]

="Gwreck"]Milledge back to AAA.

Lastings-YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK!
GOODBYE!

awwww,lol--thats mighty cruel of me--just a joke tho.
He wasnt the "weakest".

[Zvon]

Man--I can really bring down a room sometimes, huh?

All for a cheap chuckle.

Its 1-0 Skanks thru 2 and a half.
Im about to send out the Mets trainer to check the team for a pulse.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Wright misses a popup in a torrential downpour. I'm listening to announcers telling me how Jeter would've had it.

Wright catches flies barehanded, you arrogant creep.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Rain Delay Theater.

Time to do some more homework.

[Frayed Knot]

Getting ready to resume.
Looks like Mussina will NOT return.
Looks like El Ducky will - at least to finish off this inning.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I think they should make Bernie Williams stand out there on first the whole time.

Rain Delay Theater Presents...

... Carol Burnett and Company Bum-Rush Match Game.

(anti-climactic but fun)

[Guest Edgy DC]

The Yanks are pulling Mussina, and the Yankee booth is insinuating that he was unbeatable tonight.

[Zvon]

Frayed Knot wrote: Looks like Mussina will NOT return.

Ha!
Best news Ive heard all day.

[Zvon]

Edgy DC wrote: Rain Delay Theater Presents... ... Carol Burnett and Company Bum-Rush Match Game.

I get no sound here---anyone else?

[Zvon]

Crap-that didnt take long.
OldMan Williams stole second and that young man Phillips drove him in with a single.
2-0 Skanks.

[Gwreck]

They still have the NO HITTER going.

A NO HITTER.

Shit!

[Zvon]

="Gwreck"]They still have the NO HITTER going. A NO HITTER. Shit!

say it LOUD!
The Bronx Bums got a NO HITTER GOING!

[Zvon]

well--Endy ends that!
*Z cleans his hands of the situation

[Gwreck]

JESUS H. CHRIST CAN WE STOP GETTING PICKED OFF OR CAUGHT STEALING?>??>??%#@#@!%#%@

FUCK!

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Time for WWSB to overturn a buffet table.

[Zvon]

Endy ends a possible rally by getting upended at first.
Picked off.
dayum.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Bob Shepherd has gone home and Rick Cerone is on the mic.

[Guest Edgy DC]

We have a quality start in captivity.

[Zvon]

Edgy DC wrote: We have a quality start in captivity.

Yea--I guess there's that.

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

Zvon - "Endy ends a possible rally by getting upended at first.
Picked off."

It's sad that the team has now reached the point that we view one hit, a single no less, as a rally.

This team needs to break out the whoopin' sticks and kick some ass.

[Zvon]

Rockin' Doc wrote: This team needs to break out the whoopin' sticks and kick some ass.

agreed--at least look alive.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I miss 'Los.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Reyes screwed up.

He caught a pop in fair ground by the foul line.

And forgot to dive into the stands.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Somebody just opened Farnsworth's cage.

[Zvon]

Edgy DC wrote: Reyes screwed up. He caught a pop in fair ground by the foul line. And forgot to dive into the stands.

lol-whats the opposite of a show boat?