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Willets Point

By Willets Point
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Petey

"Bitches talk big before I come to the mound
But shut the fuck up while I'm settin em down
They think they got me played but I'm deep in they head
Got em swingin and missin like I'm butterin' bread.

Good shit, bad shit, it's all the same,
"I'm smarter than you" that's the name of the game
While I'm riffin on game, here's my man Cliff Floyd
Bustin Mets out of seams like anabolic steroids."

]Cliff Floyd here I aint no Lee Mazzilli
Pop a cap in yo' ass with a bad achilles
Willie is cool; Bobby was whack
Carryin' this club on my big black back

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Marlon Anderson

"Some niggaz think I'm lucky,
Married bitches wanna fuck me
Pinch hit for they husbands cause my at bats are so plucky.

Eatin' fresh every day just like my man Willie,
Nigga goes down on bitches like Boras on Pelfrey."

On edit: Top three lines totally taken & modified from one of the tracks on Ghostface's Pretty Toney album.

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It's a lotta meat!
Chucka-chucka-chu.. It's a lot of meat!
Lotta... lottta... lotta meat!
It's a lotta meat!

TOASTed...

It's TOASTed...

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Floyd to Marlon segue

"How big is my black back, take a look see
Marlon back there battin' four hundred and three"

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How art y'all, y'all, Art Howe
Chillin' at retirement home for now
I round up all yo' bitches like Sizzler rounds up cattle
Gettin' paid, gettin' laid and like always I battle

Took over yo' sorry club in two-thousand and three
But those muthafuckin' tabloids kept fuckin' with me
If you had to play Matsui on every goddamn day
They'd fire your bald white ass before Labor Day

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