CPF Parody Challenge, Round 2, LF vs. Wide BeeGee

[Guest Rockin' Doc]

The Big Train
(11/3/03 4:07 pm)
Entries To Be Posted Below

Results (total votes = 23):

LF 13 / 56.5%

Wide BeeGee 10 / 43.5%


CookieMom
(11/3/03 5:08 pm)
And the family rumble is ready to go.


Wide BeeGee
(11/3/03 5:34 pm)
Pratt!

Pratt!
Pratt!
Pratt! I will always remember the happy faces
That time you took the Diamondback pitcher to school
And Pratt, I thought your only useful place was on a bar stool

Pratt! (Oo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo!)
Pratt! (Oo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo!)

Pratt! Were you not satisfied as a pizza maker?
Instead you delivered a seat on the end of the bench
And Pratt, I thought that Piazza was the catcher who would get drenched!

Pratt! (Oo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo!)
Pratt! (Oo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo!)

Ah, Mantei, Sore thumb keeps out Piazza
Ah, Mantei, Don’t forget the Mets’ Todd Factor
Ah, Mantei, Much later!

Pratt!
(melodic synth solo)

And Pratt, I thought you’d be a bench jockey, like Luis Lopez!

Pratt! (Oo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo!)
Pratt! (Oo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo, Oo-Oooo-Oo!)

Ah, Mantei, Fastball came in too bluntly
Ah, Mantei, Todd Pratt will always haunt thee
Ah, Mantei, Much later!

(“Boom!â€

[Edgy MD]

The post-mortem with Biff Thunderpants was the best part.