Song Parody Semis, Salamander Q vs. The Big Train

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Results (total votes = 21):

The Big Train 11 / 52.4%

Salamander Q 10 / 47.6%

The Big Train
(11/16/03 11:38 pm)

Train Stop

Train stop, wet day
El train to Shea
Please pitch John Pacella
John winds, John throws
Pitch flies, hat goes
I loved John Pacella

Dug how his hat couldn’t stay on
His disco mullet hair
He’d pick it up, the ump said play on
Strange how much I’d care

Every fifth day I would see him pitching on the mound
He was from Brooklyn and I’d read he had good stuff
Other people booed him, said he was lacking control
My uncle told me that the hat thing’s not enough

One day I heard
Screams from some turd
“Please trade John Pacella!â€