Music Therapy

[Centerfield]

When we win one, yes you know you’re gonna see,
You’re gonna see us get shut out a game or two
When we lose one, don’t get too melancholy
Cuz you know we’ll win the next game just for you

Cliff will hit one, in the tenth and jump for glee
And you’ll be feeling really great about our crew
Then we’ll go west, and we’ll lose two out of three
To a last place team cuz that is what we do

And we will play 500 ball
Because we are a 500 team
We will win one, lose one, all year long
We’ll make you smile, we’ll make you scream

When we’re winning, yes I know it’s such a tease
Cuz when Pedro’s on there’s nothing we can’t do
When we’re losing, we keep piling up the E’s
And leave you feeling really frustrated and blue

When you come home(When you come home), when you turn on that TV
You don’t know which team will show up to play for you
And if you grow old, you know what it’s gotta be
you know this team is prematurely aging you

And we will play 500 ball
Because we are a 500 team
We will win one, lose one, all year long
We’ll make you smile, we’ll make you scream

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[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

[Guest SwitchHitter]

I'd love to have a .500 team.

[Frayed Knot]

I proclaim this to be well done