All-Season MFY IGT

[Guest cooby]

="ScarletKnight41"] ="seawolf17"]Nice job, everyone. Not only can we not make fellatio jokes anymore (not that I was doing that), but now Scarlet has to try to explain it to MK. The thing is, one of these days I'm going to have to explain to MK what the MF in MFYs stands for. He knows that it's a bad word, and he's willing to leave it at that for the moment. But one of these years he's going to hear the term and a lightbulb is going to go off over that little head.

Scarlet, trust me on this.

He will live.

[Guest Rotblatt]

]Scarlet, trust me on this. He will live.

He might giggle a lot at first, though.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Oh, I'm sure he'll be fine. MiniKnight is a tough little kid.

It's his 12-year-old brother who'll have the vapors over it, though.

Actually, the fact that the kids often hear bad language once worked to our advantage. When we were showing them the Ken Burns Baseball documentary a couple of years ago, I stopped the tape just before the Jackie Robinson segment and explained to them, "You know that Mommy and Daddy sometimes use bad words, right? Well, you're going to hear words on this show that you have never heard Mommy and Daddy use, and you are NEVER to use them!" I think that made a real impression on them.

[Guest Willets Point]

Famous fellatio joke:

] A friend of a guy in the Nutrition School at Tufts was one of the lucky passengers on board a Northwest Airlines flight to Boston during our recent hurricane "Bob". The captain did his best to skirt the edge of the storm, but it was a pretty rough ride just the same - rough enough that the flight attendants were ordered to strap themselves into their seats for about half an hour, and many of the passengers were putting the little plastic-lined bags in their seat pockets to good use. When the turbulence finally abated, the flight attendants unbuckled themselves, and the captain's voice came on over the intercom: "Well, folks, that was quite some ride, wasn't it? But we came through it fine, just the way we always do, and I'm happy to report that it looks like the remainder of our trip should be much calmer. On behalf of myself and today's flight crew, I'd like to thank you very much for your calmness and cooperation, and extend our best wishes for a pleasant stay in Boston." After a short pause and several clicks: "Jesus Christ - whadda bitchin' ride. Boy, I sure could use a cup of good strong coffee and a blow job, right about now." As a stricken stewardess dashed up the aisle to the cabin to inform the captain that his intercom was still on, one of the passengers called after her, "Don't forget the coffee!"

[Guest soupcan]

Excellent.

[Guest metirish]

ROTFL...brilliant

[Guest cooby]

That's okay, I look like an idiot enough that everyone is used to it

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

Ban WP ...NOW!!!!


Scarlet, you do recall the original exchange that I was twitting you over, don't you? It had to do with a thread I headed something like "Becky Offers Doc G Oral Sex"--and you strongly objected to my tastelessness?

[Guest Willets Point]

Banning me is like so 2001.

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

Willets Point wrote: Banning me is like so 2001.

Oh, them was the days!!!

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

It wasn't so much the tastelessness as the mischaracterization to which I objected.

[Guest Bret Sabermetric]

Blow me.

[Guest KC]

Did you use a wood on that one, or an iron?

[Guest seawolf17]

A's signed Mark Kotsay to an extension, so he ain't going anywhere. Looks like they're stuck with Melky and the Old Man in center for now. (he he)

[Guest metirish]

ESPN insider says Shawn Chacon could be on his way to the MFY's.

[Guest SI Metman]

The Yanks lose their Wang.

Wang on the shelf with shoulder inflamation, possibly done for the season. Tim Redding called up to make the start in Fenway tomorrow night.

[Guest Frayed Knot]

And who did "ESPN Insider" steal that piece of info from?




Meanwhile in the non-rumor world: Chin-Ming Wang to the 15-day DL (shoulder inflammation) and Tim Redding called up.
Sounds like they may need both halves of the Quantrill deal - Redding & Darrell May - to go against the BoSox this weekend.


on edit: D'oh, S.I.M. quicker on the draw

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Going to the 9th, Schilling in to pitch for Boston in a 6-6 game.

I got the TH Bazooka locked & loaded.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Ooops. This game has shark-leaping potential.

[Guest Rotblatt]

I think A-Rod is now officially a True Yankee to Yankee fans.

That must have been sweet payback for him after Curt called him out on the bitch slap in the offseason.

[Guest Frayed Knot]

Schilling's first two batters as a reliever:
long 2B (Sheffield) - longer HR (A-Rod).

Sox suxx for losing (prolly) this game. They jump out to a 4-0 lead in the 1st inning at home ... and then couldn't hold it. Then they blew a 6-5 lead.
With the pitching matchups in their favor for most of the weekend, they had a real chance to stick a dagger in today.

Now they're down 2, looking at Rivera, and only a 1-1/2 game lead.

[Guest Johnny Dickshot]

Sal's team sucks.

[Guest Willets Point]

Freakin' Yankees will probably sweep this four game set launching themselves into first place for the rest of the season, then they cinch up the pennant in dramatic fashion and sweep the World Series. Sports news will be flooded with stories about the Yankees heroic comeback from their early season woes. You read it here first.

Freakin' Yankees!!!

[Guest Rotblatt]

Gag.

I fear your vision, WP. And I think you're right.

[Guest metirish]

Big win for the yanks, but they are on a 10 game road trip with no off-days and four starters on the disabled list, can they survive with hardly any pitching?

[Guest sharpie]

Tim Redding's chance tonight to become a True Yankee.

[Guest ScarletKnight41]

Rotblatt wrote: I think A-Rod is now officially a True Yankee to Yankee fans.

When the guy on Channel 7 said it last night, I told D-Dad how you called it first.

[Guest Willets Point]

Tonight when A-Rod steps to the plate and a lobster pops out his helmet, his bat melts like a candle, and home plate quacks he will become a Surreal Yankee.

[Guest Frayed Knot]

Tim Redding says that it's always been his dream to get an embarassing ass-kicking in a Yankee uniform.

17-1 Sox last time I checked.

[Guest metirish]

Florida and the MFY's agree to terms on Leiter, he could start tomorrow.