H After J, the Venezuelan Way

[Edgy MD]

Three Mets Prospects:

• Jhonfran Escalona: relief pitcher, DSL Mets2, 2002;


• Jhon Franco: relief pitcher (naturally), DSL Mets1, born in 1999;


• Jhonny Ventura: left field, GCL Mets, born in 2002.

All three are Venezuelan.

[Johnny Lunchbucket]

I'm gonna adopt Jhon Franco

[Edgy MD]

A lot of guys look like they were deliberately named to be Mets. There's also a Jordany Ventura in the system.



Name your kid Mookie Strawberry and see if the Mets draft him.

[Edgy MD]

Among the new signees the Mets officially inked on July 2 was Jhoandry Gonzalez. You'll be less-than-shocked to find out that he's from Caracas.



The whole centuries-old Western hegemony of H following O when following J is crumbling, and Venezuela is at the vanguard. A paradigm shift is before us.