On to Pittsburgh -- IGT 7/26/18

[Fman99]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: this won't go down as Frankie Fistpumper's best game. Pirates look worse than we did.

Frankie Fistpumper is my code name for a masturbating adult male. Not me, I mean, you know, some gross person.

[Edgy MD]

I was about to type how Cervelli is sure getting his exercise, which he is, and then he drops a pop.

[Edgy MD]

Miami down 6-3 in the ninth.

That sweetness at the end of your tongue is the honeyed taste of sole possession of fourth place.

[Frayed Knot]

Odd that this game -- high scoring and slow-going as it was early on -- is going to come in at only a few ticks over 3 hours (assuming we can get the 3rd out).
Wednesday's game was the second shortest of the year and both of the last two were in the quickest ten.

[Edgy MD]

Pirates DJ pays "I Can't Stand Losing." Hopefully, tomorrow night, it's "King of Pain."

Saturday night: "Bombs Away." Sunday afternoon: "Driven to Tears."