2017 Tabloid Cover Derby Round 1.0.9 May 13 through May 19

[Benjamin Grimm]

Vote for the tabloid covers that you like the best. You may select up to three choices. Voting will run for seven days.

HARVEY WALLBANGERS
Newsday, May 13, 2017.



THE JEURYS OUT!
New York Daily News, May 13, 2017.



TOO MANY BREWS!
New York Daily News, May 13, 2017.



DARK BLIGHT
New York Post, May 13, 2017.



PAIN MISMANAGEMENT
Newsday, May 16, 2017.



KICK IN THE AZ.
New York Daily News, May 16, 2017.



PEN & STINK
New York Post, May 16, 2017.



SNAKEBIT
Newsday, May 18, 2017.



BLUNDER ROAD
New York Daily News, May 18, 2017.



TWIST AND TROUT
New York Daily News, May 19, 2017.



DOWN & TROUT
New York Post, May 19, 2017.

[Benjamin Grimm]

This is the third consecutive poll where all of the covers contain bad news! Happily, we'll see some good-news covers tomorrow.

[Edgy MD]

This is great work by you. HARVEY WALLBANGERS and TOO MANY BREWS are easy, but sort of pitch-perfect headlines.

The shot of Cabrera in pain is a really good photo, but it's almost an assault on his dignity to run it.

[Guest d'Kong76]

Harvey Wallbangers, Kick In The Az and Blunder Road... I like Too
Many Brews, but it's intangibly sullied.

(don't tell anyone I voted for a Springsteen cover)

[Benjamin Grimm]

HARVEY WALLBANGERS is a perfect headline for a game in which Matt Harvey is battered by the Brewers. I loved the callback to the 1982 Brewers.

[Edgy MD]

Benjamin Grimm wrote: HARVEY WALLBANGERS is a perfect headline for a game in which Matt Harvey is battered by the Brewers. I loved the callback to the 1982 Brewers.

It's an even more perfect headline for a game in which Matt Harvey is battered by the Brewers following a suspension for missing work due to a drinking binge.

It works at three or four levels, even though it's 2017 and I don't know if anybody actually drinks harvey wallbangers anymore.

[Guest cooby]

Harvey Wallbangers

[Benjamin Grimm]

Edgy MD wrote: It's an even more perfect headline for a game in which Matt Harvey is battered by the Brewers following a suspension for missing work due to a drinking binge.

Good point!