Hey everyone! Sorry I disappeared again, but I just got buried in schoolwork during the year. I can't decide whether this belongs here or in Members Promotion, but since this is Mets-related I'm putting it here. Something just happened that made me return at last - and you're not going to believe this: I'M THROWING OUT THE FIRST PITCH AT A METS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's the headline. Let me back up a few hours. My dad was invited to the Willie Randolph Foundation golf tournament and charity auction today at the Essex County Country Club. He played golf with El Duque and some other people. I showed up later for dinner and the auction. I met a whole bunch of people - Rick Peterson, Yogi Berra, El Duque, Joe Smith, Sandy Alomar, John Maine, Aaron Heilman, Ron Darling, Herb Williams, John Starks, and of course Willie. David Wright left before I got there. I managed to get pictures with Willie and El Duque, which I'll upload later. So we eat and then the charity auction begins. There were both raffle prizes and live auction prizes. These little kids, I swear to God, won like 80% of the raffle prizes, including a big-screen TV. Items being auctioned off included signed bats, balls, and jerseys, trips to spring training, dinner with Willie, and the chance to throw out the first pitch at a Mets game. My dad, God bless him, won not only a signed Jose Reyes bat, but the chance to throw out the first pitch at a game!!!!!!!!!! My dad wants me to do it, but I feel guilty that I would be depriving him of the same chance, so I'm going to see if we both could possibly do it. If not, I'll do it, but I really need to get out and practice so I don't make an ass of myself in front of 50,000 people. We went up to Willie after the auction was over and he told me that I gotta throw a strike, or else I'll hear it from everybody in the stands. It's a ton of pressure - and if I think I'll totally embarrass myself I'll probably pass it off to my dad, and settle for being on the field. I don't know when the game is yet, but I'll be hearing from the Mets at some point. We also talked afterwards to Yogi Berra again, who wants to be introduced to my dad's boss, and who will be calling my dad himself to make the arrangements. Needless to say, I'm excited beyond anything I could have ever imagined - this is fucking INCREDIBLE!!!!!!!!!