First game Zambrano against Jeff WeaverI go for Z, but neither's a Seaver.Then Pedro counters D. J. Houlton,His body's large, his stats revoltin'.Brad Penny offers no surprises,He wears down as his pitch count rises.The closer's Yhency Brazoban,He ain't no Eric Gagne, man.Phillips is slumping. Even on track The Mets aren't likely to want him back.Hee-Sop Choi's got style and verve,Too bad he can't hit the curve.As for Jeff Kent, his stats are strong,But no team keeps him around for long.Mike Edwards may have what it takes,But put him down for some rookie mistakes.A decent season for Izturis,Look for our guys to give him tsuris.Jayson Werth is 6 foot 5,Doesn't get too many balls to drive.For center, J. D. Drew is sitting,From Jason Repko, little hitting.Who else? Robles? Rick Ledee?Do we believe these guys can play?Dodgers are slumping; meanwhile, speakingRelatively, Mets are streaking.They're far away from Chavez Valley.We'll never forgive the snake O'Malley.