I've read two or three books this past year scanning a period that includes 1979, and when I get to that season, I've decided that I can't make a lick of sense out of it. [list:1vmdtgw8][*:1vmdtgw8]The The National League Cy Young went to a reliever.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]The National League MVP was shared.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]American League Rookie of the Year? Shared! SHARED!! (And who is John Castino?)[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]An afterthought amid clashing dynasties in Philadelphia, Cincinnati, and Los Angeles, Pittsburgh breaks through with one of the goofiest champions of all time, led by a fat, seemingly over-the-hill future Hall-of-Famer, with a superstar that isn't long for the team, and a bunch of goofballs.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]Their theme song is disco masterpiece about being loyal sisters to one another (?!), even as America is declaring that disco is dead.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]Speaking of dead, Tom Seaver pretty much looks it for the first half --- his worst ever --- and then is as good as ever for the second half.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]The Dodgers and Yankees, coming off two hotly contested World Series, don't bother showing up for the post-season at all.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]The Dodgers in fact have a losing record.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]The Yankees finish in fourth with two managers.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]Their winningest pitcher isn't Ron Guidry, but Tommy John, with Guidry relegated to the bullpen for a bit mid-season for the sin of humanity.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]Among the most balanced teams of the era, the Royals also sit out the post-season.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]The Expos are laden with talent, but can't turn a corner.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]The Mets aren't at their worst, just at their most meaningless, adding nothing from 1978, and just waiting for something, anything to happen. (An anonymous young man schemes and dreams.)[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]The pennant-winning Orioles seemed to have a new batch of star pitchers to build around, but Stone, Flanagan, and McGregor ended up having modest, mostly anonymous careers after.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]The Reds win the West, but they're not recognizably the Reds, with Rose and Perez gone, and Morgan and Bench mostly ordinary. That would have been fine if the re-tooling behind the likes of Junior Kennedy and Dan Driessen and Dave Collins was the beginning of something, but no, it was just a forgottable denouement before the end.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8] [*:1vmdtgw8]The Angels become the first Frankenstein team (to my mind, anyhow) to make the post-season seemingly completely comprised of parts from other teams.[/*:m:1vmdtgw8][/list:u:1vmdtgw8] No season goes the way it seemingly should and that's great, but there's something strange to me about 1979 that detaches it from what came before and what followed, yet lacking a theme of it's own apart from the Pirates being a fun story. And I've decided that I blame that demon cocaine. And maybe that's the unifying theme.