Dykstra went 3-7 in yesterday's doubleheader, with a walk, a double, two homers, and five RBI. His OPS on the season is up to 1.088. Over the last ten games, his line is at .484 / .614 / 1.032 // 1.646. Surely there's a way to escape from AA for this good, good man. The story yesterday was that the new net protecting the video scoreboard was effective in protecting it from the damage Dykstra had done to the board a few weeks ago. He's breaking ballparks, people!! How dangerous is he to Eastern League pitchers? Batting Average: .322 (fourth in league, Cesar Puello being third) On-Base Percentage: .471 (first, by 28 points) Slugging Percentage: .617 (first, Puello being second) OPS: 1.088 (first, 55 freakin' points ahead of Puello) Doubles: 18 (fifth) Homers: 12 (seventh) RBI: 47 (sixth, one behind Puello) Walks: 49 (first, one ahead of Josh Rodriguez) Strikeouts: 57 (tied for 27th) He's clearly reduced this thing we call "batting" to a formula and he's got it working to maximum effect. Set him loose in the Pacific Coast League and folks will start cancelling games to avoid him. He's now played 241 games at Bingo over three seasons, and all he does is produce. That ain't good. Recognize what you've got here, Mets. He could redeem the name Dykstra forever!