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Heckuvan effort by Byrd, but if he keeps his feet, that's a single and maybe nobody scores.

Eric Campbell up. No corresponding move announced, but it is believed to be an unhealthy time to be named Satin. He doesn't always wear a beard, but when he does, he wears it well. Like a 7.9 on the Pagan Index.

Let's see if Diekman can hold him.

Sorry, though. I like watching Matsuzaka pitch.

When three... rookies bat in order That's what I said, now Rookies... with RBI disorder What's in their head, now? One has... eyebrows that keep giving Right on his head, now. Whiffing... no way to make a living That's what I said, now!! (angry scat singing ensues)

Ouch. Futile.

Man, if Flores isn't going to take Tejada's job, it looks like Satin's is opening up.

Price is falling on Jimmy Rollins. TRADE NOW!!!

Are you Dice-Konfident?

He's approaching 100 pitches and he isn't flying open like last time, but he's not bending as much.

[fimg=500:2piwemwi]http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopoly_fs/1.1027822!/img/httpImage/image.jpg_gen/derivatives/article_970/madoff24s-1-web.jpg[/fimg:2piwemwi] "Look at these pythons! Bam Bam Bigelow better watch out! I'M COMING FOR YOU, BABY! YOU WANT TO TAKE THE FOOD OFF MY TABLE?!! These arms will CRUSH YOU!! CRUSH YOU LIKE A PEANUT, BAM-BAM!!"

Got to get out of the box on the tappers, Juanny. Fast guys got to be ready to run.

It's nice to have all three guys back in the booth.

Terry on Flores: "We figured, with the state of our shortstop situation, what have we got to lose." // Tejada weeps.

Mentioned in the main forum, but he hit in his tenth straight game last night and then was pulled with a leg injury. He's a first round pick. SOMEBODY believed that he'd turn that corner.

Jordany hitting .300 for the New Orleans Zephyrs. He's only five games into his season, though, after failing to arrive in camp until late and ending up in extended camp. Jordany's a lot like Timo Perez. Fast bat, cocky attitude, a terror on minor league pitching, an enigma in the bigs, and he likes how he looks in his underpants.

A smart stomach virus should know better. He's gonna kick that virus's ass, and it won't be pretty.

Thoughts on ways a Diekman can allow 10 runs on only 19 baserunners and very few chances for them to advance on outs, as his outs are all strikeouts: [list:3d1ac5wg][*:3d1ac5wg]A disproportionate number of those 13 hits are leaving the park, allowing a few of those baserunners to jog all the way home and push anybody on base there with him. This holds up, as he has given up three homeruns in 16 1/3 innings, despite only giving up two in 65 2/3 innings prior to this season. the entirety of those homers are (1) a two-run jobby to Justin Morneau, (2) a nother two-runner to A.J. Pollock, and (3) a grand slam to Dan Uggla.[/*:m:3d1ac5wg] [*:3d1ac5wg]Maybe he can't hold players on, despite being a lefty. Data is insufficient here. His team has yielded two stolen bases with him on the mound, with one guy caught.[/*:m:3d1ac5wg] [*:3d1ac5wg]He's a real wild child! (Nope, no wild pitches thus far.)[/*:m:3d1ac5wg] [*:3d1ac5wg]Maybe he wilts under pressure![/*:m:3d1ac5wg] [*:3d1ac5wg]Most likely, small data sets simply yield weird results. I hope Satin hits homer number four off of him, though.[/*:m:3d1ac5wg][/list:u:3d1ac5wg]

Holy crap, that's an infield that better hit. Only way to make it more brutalist is to stick Duda at first and knock Satin over to third. Enjoy the ride, Jenrry. Friday night homecoming start, and his rotation spot is totally on the line here, isn't it?

Mean girls, mean girls Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they "Burn Book" you?

Locals in Northern Liberties complained lack of security and scant portable toilets at a radio station's weekend block party, which caused hordes of drunken revelers to pee on their properties. One brazen couple was filmed having sex in the yard of an apartment complex. How, like... 1979 is this article? Brazen young people still listen to the radio?

Merrick-Bellmore Little League, early seventies (time frame confirmed by the yellowy loose-fitting top, I think.) Probably one of those one-day clinics they send the two worst guys on the team to, along with a coach, during off days in the summer.

Nobody knows that butt? A lot of speculation that it could be Duffy Dyer, moonlighting as a 47.

Sweeptastic fun last night New York Mets DNP. Las Vegas 51s 16, Salt Lake Bees 4 Binghamton Mets 12, Harrisburg Sentators 6 St. Lucie Mets 4, Palm Beach Cardinals 2 Savannah Sand Gnats 5, West Virginia Power 3 Watching the box scores, it seems the organization's teams are doing a good job scoring late. This should be the sort of benefit you get from being selective --- getting into the bullpen earlier and facing a lesser/tireder quality of pitcher in the late innings. Brandon Allen (5-6, HR, 2 RBI) edges Jayce Boyd for Organizational Dude of the Day. Gavin Cecchini, who had just extended his hitting streak to 10 games, was pulled from the game early with an apparent knee injury. Look for LJ Mazzilli to get some time there. If he's disabled, that may mean the team launches the season of Ismaiel Tejerina a little early, or possibly the ballyhooed Amed Rosario.

Benjamin Grimm wrote: To me it sounds like a place where there would be mountains of discarded batteries. Or a town founded by lisping Giants fans.