Oh, it'll work it's way into the standings thread in due time, don't you worry yo'self 'bout that. Think how good they might be doing if they didn't announce the scoreboard upgrade the same day as the Nationals signed Max Scherzer.
How many double entendres can Keith and Gary utter in one half inning? I think they're going for a record. "How many guys get their own gnome?" "I can't fit it back in the box?" ON and ON.