Off-Day Only-Kinda-Mets News

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1. 2009 Met and longtime big leaguer Livan Hernandez has filed for bankruptcy as reported by The Miami Herald.

2. Cameron Planck, 11th Round pick from 2016 has announced he will be having season-ending shoulder surgery, having yet to throw his first official pitch as a profession. This combines with highly ranked prospect Thomas Szapucki's exiting a game after only 15 pitches with forearm discomfort.

3. Mets-fan-turned-bitter-despot Chris Christie took the time to test-run his radio career and slander the people of Montclair. He also reported that he was disgracing the Mets by wearing their branded clothing when he was farting on the beach.

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