Hey, Fans, it's the Fourth Inning

[Edgy MD]

It would just be so awesome if the Mets totally zagged when the rest of the league zigged on shit like character races.

> "Hey, fans! It's the fourth inning! And you know what that means! We're going to have a random fan recite poetry! Take it away, Debra from Mamaroneck!

> "Hey, fans! It's the fourth inning! And you know what that means! We're going to have a random fan perform percussion on pots and pans and garbage cans! Take it away, Lino from Jackson Heights!

[Guest d'Kong76]

> "Hey, fans! It's the fourth inning! And you know what that means! We're going to have a random fan alienate half the world! Take it away, Donald from Jamaica Estates!

[bmfc1]

> "Hey, fans! It's the fourth inning! And that means we won't play any loud music or have any promos. It's "hear yourself think" and "speak to your friend in a normal tone of voice" time!

[Guest Mets Willets Point]

>> Hey, fans, it's the fourth inning. Today Excelsior Box 310 will be participating in the fan sing-a-long lead by Yoko Ono.

[Edgy MD]

>>> Go with variations of classick coin-op joystick video games. "Everybody keep your eyes on the big board where Julio from Park Slope is playing Mike Tyson's Punch Out! Tonight, Julio will be fighting... Rougned Odor! Take it away, Julio!"