MFPBHP, 8/27/2015

[Edgy MD]

Who is today's Most Fascinating Person Behind Home Plate?

Today, we have Gum-Chewing Panama Hat Lady:



And we have Pink Sunglasses Keeping Score on Her Lap.



She may, alternatively, be doing a sudoku. She keeps compulsively braiding her hair on one side.

[Zvon]

If she's really keeping score I'm in love. ?

[Edgy MD]

You know, the guy in front of her wearing the baseball cap all jaunty-like, as if he's goin' hunting, he's a character too.

Sometimes I want to pull folks out of the crowd and fix 'em up with each other.

[Guest cooby]

Hat lady. No contest. I think it's Jackie O