What a rip!

[Edgy MD]

LA News writer seems to think Yasiel Puig is the worst person ever.

He was late!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

His lateness unravels the team, though. I mean, doesn't he even know how his punctuality could heal Clayton Kershaw... and restore Matt Kemp or Hanley Ramirez? HE PROBABLY DOES, AND HE DOESN'T EVEN CARE! THIS IS BASEBALL, DAGNABDARNIT! LIVES HANG IN THE BALANCE OF EVERY AT-BAT, CONSARNFUCKETYFUCKIT!