Velocity Boy

[Edgy MD]

What gives with Bobby Parnell? Comes into the game throwing 90, and was able to dial it up to 93? 93?! Is that offseason surgery impinging him? Will it get better? Was the surgery elective? Un-necessary? Will there be lawsuits?

Which is worse --- failing or never trying? Would I be younger if I didn't know how old I was? How come the things that make me happy don�t make everyone happy? Does it matter if I lie to myself if I have myself so successfully duped? I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS!!

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[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

We should sign Randy Wolf to replace John Lannan is what I'm saying.

[Guest themetfairy]

Still pining for those Wolf Pack days, I see

[Lefty Specialist]

I blame the Coriolis Effect.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

MY concern about this? If he's not all the way back, velocity-wise-- and nowhere close-- then, um, why bring him up the first week? Isn't that what PSL is for?

Also, don't think nobody noticed/enjoyed the thread title, Edge. (They were a DC-area band, no?)

Also, also...

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: We should sign Randy Wolf to replace John Lannan is what I'm saying.

Ooh. OOH.