"Oh kiss my ass!"

[Frayed Knot]

... and other sweet things that go on between umpires and managers and players.

How does one confirm this? ... why you hire a lip-reader of course

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

The Bill Miller-Ron Gardenhire exchange is my favorite. Miller basically admits to having blown the call, Gardy clearly understands it was a mistake but cannot leave the scene until he's ejected.