Adventures in closed captioning

[Theoldmole]

Sarah Kelly is starting at short today for the Mets.

[Frayed Knot]

I remember catching part of a hockey game a few years back while at the gym where there was no sound, only closed captioning.
In it, some Russian player named something like Kopolov kept getting referred to as Cop Love - which sounds like it's either a potential felony or the guy who gets sent to arrest the felon.