Triple Happiness in 2013`

[Edgy MD]

I don't know if it's happened yet in 2013, or even if we know when it does, as it's unclear whether the Phillies, Nationals, or Braves are the division's giant-that-must-be-slain. But it sure as snot happened tonight.

New York (N) 2, NYN (A) 1

Ding! Ding!

That's two, but did the Mets make ground on the first place team?

Toronto, 9, Atlanta 3

Ding!

Three! Did they make ground on the second place squad?

Baltimore 6, Washington 2

Ding!

Dare I ask... how about third-place?

Boston 9, Philadelphia 3

Ding!

Plus all those third-place teams beating our divisional opponents, means they gain on the Yankees. How about those terrible last-place Malins?

Tampa Bay 10, Miami 3.

Ding! Ding!

So, the Mets gain a net of four full games in their division. The Yankees lose a net of four games.

You can't go to bed with better. I feel triple happy and then some.

[Guest Mets � Willets Point]

The Quintet of Ephemeral Joy.

[Edgy MD]

Nice.

[Zvon]

[Edgy MD]

We needed to update this.

Mets 5, Phillies Nuttin. HAPPINESS #1!
Phillies Nada, Mets 5. HAPPINESS #2!
Dodgers 9, Nationals 2. HAPPINESS #3!
White Sox 3, Braves 1. HAPPINESS #4!
Milwaukee 1, Marlins 0. HAPPINESS #5!
Red Sox 8, Yankees 7 (11) HAPPINESS #6!

Bonus Wild Card Happiness:
Pirates 3, Reds 2
Diamondbacks 3, Giants 1