Opening Day Versifying

[Bunt the First Two]

Look Out Forest Hills

Da spring has spring, da grass has riz.
I wonder where da Dodgers is?
No line at Ebbets do I see.
I don�t know where da flock can be.
Oh yeah, dat�s right, dey flew da coop,
To play in smog dat�s tick as soup.
How bout da Jints skippin too?
No one to heckle when I�m blue.
Da one arm jernts are kinda quiet.
No more Jints and Dodgers in a riot.
Dat O�Malley�s some kinda hoople.
Anyting to make a ruble.
Dose greedy guys ain�t never grateful.
He stole da team right from da faitful.
To tinka rootin for da Phillies,
Gives me d.t.�s and da willies.
I guess I�m troo wid baseball.
Tennis any a youse guys?

John Wanzilak
Circa 1958