Name That Umpire

[Edgy MD]

Because nobody, so I hear, loves an ump.

Who is this ump?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Lance Barksdale?

[Edgy MD]

Not Lance.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Darryl Cousins

[metirish]

Jeff Kellogg


or it could be a trick question and it's Hunter Wendelstedt who umped the game last night.

[Edgy MD]

Not Cousins. Not Kellogg.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

John Hirschbeck

[Edgy MD]

A contemporary of Hirschbeck, but not, alas, Hirschbeck

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Brian O'Nora

[Farmer Ted]

Kinda looks like Tim McClelland. Only a bit younger. And a lot happier.

[Edgy MD]

McC it is!

Famer Ted: 3 points
metirish: -1 points
JC Bucket: -4 points

Name this ump.

[metirish]

Farmer Ted wrote: Kinda looks like Tim McClelland. Only a bit younger. And a lot happier.

I thought he sported a porn stache?

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Laz Diaz

[Edgy MD]

Bucket right back in this thing.

Famer Ted: 3 points
metirish: -1 points
JC Bucket: -1 points

Name this ump.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Tim Tschida

[Edgy MD]

JC going back under again.

Check out the lack of eyelids. It's like he was genetically created in an ump lab.

Famer Ted: 3 points
metirish: -1 points
JC Bucket: -2 points

[metirish]

Tony Randazzo

[Edgy MD]

Can't say the name Tony Randazzo even rings a bell with me.

Famer Ted: 3 points
metirish: -2 points
JC Bucket: -2 points

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Phil Cuzzi

[Edgy MD]

Not the Cuz.

Famer Ted: 3 points
metirish: -2 points
JC Bucket: -3 points

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

I'm running low on umpire recall.

Tim Welke?

[Edgy MD]

Colder.

Famer Ted: 3 points
metirish: -2 points
JC Bucket: -4 points

[Edgy MD]

Full-time big league ump since 2004.

A UConn grad. He first appeared in 2002 replacing the retired Steve Rippley.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Ted Barrett

[Edgy MD]

Who the f is Ted Barrett?

Famer Ted: 3 points
metirish: -2 points
JC Bucket: -5 points

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Punchy Iassogna?

[Edgy MD]

Iasayayessa!

Famer Ted: 3 points
LeiterWagner: 3 points
metirish: -2 points
JC Bucket: -5 points

Who dis?

[metirish]

The unmistakable Angel Hernandez

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

OE: Beat me to it.

[Edgy MD]

Now we're getting somewheres.

Famer Ted: 3 points
LeiterWagner: 3 points
metirish: 1 point
JC Bucket: -5 points

Who's this guy?