Mets @ Marlins, 9/6/11

[bmfc1]

METS:
1. Jose Reyes (S) SS
2. Justin Turner ® 2B
3. Lucas Duda (L) RF
4. David Wright ® 3B
5. Angel Pagan (S) CF
6. Willie Harris (L) LF
7. Nick Evans ® 1B
8. Ronny Paulino ® C
9. Miguel Batista ® P

Marlins:
1. Emilio Bonifacio (S) SS
2. Omar Infante ® 2B
3. Greg Dobbs (L) 3B
4. Gaby Sanchez ® 1B
5. Logan Morrison (L) LF
6. Mike Cameron ® CF
7. Bryan Petersen (L) RF
8. Brett Hayes ® C
9. Chris Volstad ® P

Come on Terry--if you're going to sit Bay, do we really need to see Willie Harris anymore? Start Pascucci.

[Ceetar]

bmfc1 wrote: Come on Terry--if you're going to sit Bay, do we really need to see Willie Harris anymore? Start Pascucci.

hell, start the batboy.

[bmfc1]

Good news for the Mets in their quest for 3d place... Stanton is out for the rest of the series. Too bad for Guys! as he won't be able to see his man-crush.

[G-Fafif]

Rain delay in Miami Gardens. They should really move to a new ballpark.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

To: Al Hrabosky,

Take that you bitch.

Signed,
Lee Mazzilli

[G-Fafif]

John Cougar Lunchbucket wrote: To: Al Hrabosky, Take that you bitch. Signed, Lee Mazzilli

I'd like to see that displayed on the Scoreboard of the '80s.

[Frayed Knot]

G-Fafif wrote: Rain delay in Miami Gardens. They should really move to a new ballpark.

I'll never understand why they didn't just build an outdoor park in the same part of Miami where the CSI crew hangs out. It never rains there.
In fact, the sun shines indoors there.

[Guest Edgy DC]

I hate when pitchers (Mets pitchers specifically) start pitching scared when a guy gets in scoring position in the fourth. My God, man! Get the hitter! One run won't kill you! Throw a strike!

[Guest Edgy DC]

OK, so you got out of it. What do I know? You still raised the stakes intolerably by walking the bases loaded. That strategy isn't sustainable. If you don't believe me, ask Mike Pelfrey about opening day.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I can't see too good. Is that Karl Wallenda you got pitching on that Met mound, there?

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Guys! is telling the VAL! PAS-CUCCI! song story.

Gary responds by wishing aloud for a Pascucci-Herrera sight gag or two before season's end.

[Guest themetfairy]

Thank goodness Paulino got a ground rule double, so he didn't have to run to second.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

BetterHalfer: "This is in Florida, right? Why did everyone leave so early?"

[Guest themetfairy]

Turner breaks the scoreless tie - 1-0 Mets in the 5th!

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

"Toldja! The sacrifice worked!"

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Ribeye double, followed by a nice snatch to rob Pagan-- Dobbs seems pretty thirsty for Landshark.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Batista totally Isringhausening it out there (ineffectively effective).

[Guest Edgy DC]

Baxter comes to bat and they show a photo of Blaine Boyer on the scoreboard.

Now that's ineffectively effective.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

If the scoreboard operator makes a loud mistake, and less than 1,000 announced are around to see it, does it make a sound?

[Ceetar]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: If the scoreboard operator makes a loud mistake, and less than 1,000 announced are around to see it, does it make a sound?

even if they saw it, probably thought Boyer was pinch hitting anyway.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Acosta in a bigger spot here.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

I'm beginning to think Angel might need some Ritalin.

Edited September 6, 2011 by Guest

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Pagan would be a great outfielder if he didn't do that all the time.

[Guest themetfairy]

LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr wrote: If the scoreboard operator makes a loud mistake, and less than 1,000 announced are around to see it, does it make a sound?

D-Dad appreciated that one

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

/Hat tip

Meanwhile, Dobbs must be drinking for two or something, 'cause he's being a real fucking Landshark hog.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Did not know Webb was a Metson.

[Guest John Cougar Lunchbucket]

Nick. Stick.

[Guest Edgy DC]

Paulino. Get me some insurino.

[Guest LeiterWagnerFasterStrongr]

Thole. Is there any power in your pole-y?

[Guest Edgy DC]

Yanks-O's still waiting out a rain delay?